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bazoocalynn added dialogue in "Catching Jerry" on 02/19/2009. bazoocalynn made 43 other changes.
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Diane
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Magizenes cover the magizene rack as a woman picks up a copy of "Famous Feline" magizene. On the front cover is a picture of Fattimah Rosimikov and Mr. Fatty with the title, "WINNERS OF THE 17th ANNUAL CAT LOVERS CONFERENCE" and the caption reading, how crazy Diane ruined the day. The camera turns to the woman's face to see Diane's face with eyes of flame.
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INT. Grocery Store, Magizene RackOne Week Later
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MC
Yes, because even though your cat hadn't won a single event, your theonly ones left.
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Fattimah Rosimikov
Vat?! Vat?! Doe this mean I vun?!
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MC
Oops... I was just kidding. I guess she doesn't want the article about her and her cat in "Famous Feline" magizene.
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Nicollete and Dusty walk off set. MC turns to Fattimah Rosimikov.
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mc
No, the point of the conference was to just have a splendid time with your cat.[Joking]
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mc
Well, you won a majority of the events so you have won the contest!
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mc
And then there were two...Dusty's in the lead!
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mc
And then there were three... Mr. Fatty's in the lead!
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Fattimah Rosimikov
Ooh, catfight!
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Diane
Alright, alright! I won't rap their scratching posts in celophane. I promise... Adn I won't stealthe prize if we lose.
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Diane
Alright Dimples, we got this!Cow is a failure, never won in his life. Mr. Fatty is just some snoot who won't ruin his manicure. And that cat Dusty, He's got nothing against us, not with that nail softener I gave him.
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Diane
Oh Cecille, I am so sorry! Your cat, he... [cries] he... he jumped out the window! I am terribly sorry! I tried to catch him, but, he was too fast for me. [Turns around and snickers].
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Diane returns with four washed cats.
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Diane
And as for the rest of you little furballs, you let me and Dimples win or I'll give you a piece of my mind! You got that?
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mc
What a lovely idea! Everyone pass your cat over to Diane.
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Diane
Let's do what we do best, Cheat! We need to win, this is the last year we're ellegable to compete. I have an idea! You will eat DaVinci! I'll give him a bath, but, instead of shampoo, I'll use fish oil![Evil laugh].
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Dimples fur falls out at a drastic rate. Diane looks at him in disgust and stops petting him.
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Diane
We've won one, but, We're tied so far. We need to step it up. I'm concerned about your fur though...
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Diane
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You won Dimples! For the very first time in your life! Mommy's so proud!
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MC
Sorry Fattimah, she has a point. Everyone knows Mr.Fatty isn't exactly the "quickest kitty in the litter". So I guess the winner is still Dimples.
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MC
Ya, so? Nobody cheated.
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Dimples catches up a little more to Jerry by using dynamite rockets found on the ground. Th rockets run out of fuel and dimples lands next to Lucy. They both make one big leap but Jerry dodges them by running behind a trash can.Mr. Fatty charges ahead.
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Sharlene
Ya!! Lucy! You could catch that good-for-nothing rat!
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Once Jerry enters and MC says go all the cats (Dimples, Dusty, Cow, DaVinci, Mr. Fatty and Lucy) run after Jerry. He makes a quick turn down an alley way but, Lucy, Mr.Fatty and Dimples are the only ones to see him do it.
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MC
It looks like we have a team that is just arriving, it seems to be the famous Fattimah Rosimikov and her cat Mr. Fatty. Folks, it will be interesting to see how their presence affects the performance of the other contestants. Here comes Jerry! On your marks get set, GO!
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Nicollete
Better luck next time Diane! Oh wait, I forgot! Im going to win all the events ad crush you and th other 1...2...3...4. 4 people here!
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Diane
OMG! its your namesake Dimples! Von Mauscatchier! This s perfect! You can do it Dimples! Beat those other cats!
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Caralina
We're leaving Monty! We don't need these... these... these CATS!
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MC
What was that, barking?! No dogs mam!
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Cecille hugs DaVinci.
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Dusty splashes at her reflection!
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All cat owners follow MC to a large ditches about 7 feet deep. The ditch is filled with milk.
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All cat owners follow MC to a large ditches about 7 feet deep. The ditch is filled with milk.
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Nicollete
Better luck next time Diane! Oh wait, I forgot! Im going to win all the events ad crush you and th other 1...2...3...4...5. 5 people here!
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INT. A Large Green FieldAfternoon
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All cat owners follow MC to a large ditches about 7 feet deep. The ditch is filled with milk.
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Mary
I can't believe this! Stupid cat! Nothing but a wretched animal who can't win me a cent.
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Diane then pulls off her head and the rest of the costume come undone and falls to the ground revealing DIMPLES!!! And the other cat in the carrier takes off his gloves revealing Diane's hands. She masterfully picklocks the handcuffs and gets out of the carrier.
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MC
Whats this? Is #2 sabotaging the other contestants? Get this crazy cat out of the ring until the next event!
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MC
OH! It looks like cat #2, Dimples comes in first! FIRST LOSER!!! Hahahaha!!!
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