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No, I am not. And even if I was, who cares? Everybody is addicted to something. Doug is addicted to milk. You're addicted to bitching. And of course Alan can't stop masturbating.
We know. We know.
I would. I'll prove it. The other night, my parents were out of town, so I had Jenny over. I wanted to make it special, because how often do you have a house to yourself? Anyway, we went up to my bedroom and turned the lights off. We stayed up all night just drinking milk. It was the best night of my life.
You are something else.
College? You're joking. It is just going to be one big party. We've learned everything we need to from high school.