Three office managers representing a major business corporation conduct a job interview with a man who is secretly the grim reaper. It is eventually revealed that, if he is hired, death will no longer be able to exist, which leaves the three to consider the countless implications of immortality.
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Yep. Pretty sweet deal. Shame we had to move this meeting. Poor Robert might have been spared.
You must understand that I did not choose my position. I was created by a contract made at the first business meeting to ever occur within the confines of space time. The millennia have produced more souls than any mortal could imagine and I am forever tormented as the lone slave in an unending harvest. Recently, I discovered that I could simply forfeit the position by finding another. And that has brought me to you, here at one of the most deadly corporations on the planet.
Mr. Smith (CONT'D)
My name is Malach HaMavet. Since the dawn of man, I have toiled to do the good lord's laundry and gather any soul that a mortal husk has failed to contain. I am sometimes called Azrael, the Angel of Death. Though, I believe Americans have taken to calling me the Grim Reaper.
Gentlemen, please. I've prepared three sets of questions that will be asked one at a time by the person I feel is most qualified to do so. Be sure to pause between answers for notes or any follow-up questions that might come to mind.
Our file on Mr. Smith says he was born in the year zero. The month isn't even given.