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Hey Jason, I heard you were with Erin Hall last night. Is that why you didn't come over.
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I've always thought that too. It just doesn't make sense. I just got out of a pretty long relationship actually. It was great at first. The break-up was a mutual thing. It just kinda lost that spark, you know? I mean, she was great. The sex was fantastic. And then there was...well, there wasn't really much else. I met her on this online dating thing, and we hooked up a few times. It wasn't really that big of a deal. Then one day she called and said we were through. I was devastated, obviously. I really felt like we had a real connection. But I guess I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. What about you? Any crazy ex's I should know about?
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.