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TEACHER: because TODAY, I'm going to teach you what NOT to do in a Horror film!!
[lights up in a classroom. Two or three students are inside the room, and all of them look like they've been through hell. Enter the TEACHER, who looks even more ragged than the rest of the students, and comes in, slamming down a little briefcase or something and walking up to the podium]
Teacher: And Rule NUMBER TWO: DON'T. SPLIT. UP! More people can be killed this way! Moving on!
[Regina throws her weapon at the Killer and runs. Regina runs out of the front door and trips]
[Teacher just looks at Killer. Walks out of the classroom as the camera pans back to Killer at the podium]