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hello i am your host xela tnarg with channel 666 action news, were glad you can join us tonight. today will show you a review of all previous telecasts scine cortez landed on our glorious shores
"get him"! Campea goes fuzzy
Alex (at desk)
Well, it's june 30th 1520, and there is still no sign of nahtanoj, but there are more important, subjects at hand. this evening, it turns out that the spaniards attemped to escape tenochtitlan covertly, but, when they made it to the causeways, our men saw them, and sounded the alarms. our battle canoes quickly jumped to it, and we had the upper hand in the battle. our arrows sent the spanish men into the water, sometimes drowning them, for the gold they were hauling weighed them down. in the end, we had suffered minimal casualties, and they had lost more than half thier conquistadors, and thousands of allies.
thanks xela, This Just in- Cortez has defeated his potential arresters, and massacred our religous festival! Pause Oh thats not good is it camera shakes no
Well, xela, it looks to me like we are completely and utterly POOCHED. az you can see, i'm running from tenochtitlan, where, upon cortez's return, the spanish have tricked moctezuma to come for peace, but instead, killed him, and ran back to thier garrison.
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