Bellum Artis is introduced in dramatic fashion. Bored to an inch of insanity by the stagnant art scene, Occasional SuperCaesar instructs Exacto to fetch him a batch of art gladiators to battle in tournament designed to pay triumph to the WWAF's glorious rise to prominence.
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...EXACTO is seen kidnapping artists in their various habitats. Some he snatches off the street; some he lures from art gallery receptions; some he drugs on a date disguised as a woman; some he uses a Vulcan neck pinch; some he takes down with tranquilizer darts.
OCCASIONAL SUPERCAESAR belts out a maniacal laugh.
This is complete nonsense. I need to be enlightened...entertained! This town needs an Art Battle! EXACTO!
From a could of smoke, EXACTO appears as if he materialized out of thin air. He kneels IN FRONT OF OS, SHOWING THE UTMOST RESPECT.
ARRRRGH, THIS ART BORES ME. IT'S LIKE WATCHING BACTERIA DANCE WITHOUT A MICROSCOPE. THIS IS UTTER NONSENSE. I NEED TO BE ENLIGHTENED...ENTERTAINED! WE NEED AN ART BATTLE! EXACTO!