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Alternate ending #2: Freshman is in (the library?) naked and spots a naked girl with a camo beer. They begin to make out and drop their beers and are seen by everyone.
What guy? There's no one there! Son I'm going to have to give you another ticket and arrest you for lying to a police officer, that is a serious offense.
-Takes off his clothes and begins to walk around naked