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EXT. OLD MACDONALDS RESTAURANT - DAY

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A typical sit down restaurant in Suburbia.

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INT. OLD MACDONALDS RESTAURANT - DAY

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PETE the Pig, CHUCK the Chicken, and CARLY the Cow are all seated at a table at the family restaurant. They all immediately pick up their menus.

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PETE

What are y'all feeling like for lunch this fine afternoon?

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CHUCK

Oh Pete, why do you even ask anymore. I'm getting the usual.

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CARLY looks at Chuck with a wink.

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CARLY

As usual. Me too.

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CHUCK and CARLY both close their menus and place them on the table.

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PETE

Alright, me too. The usual.

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As PETE closes his menu, the waitress GABBY the Giraffe arrives.

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GABBY

What cha'all gonna eat today?

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GABBY pulls out her note pad and pen.

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CARLY

Well dear, I would just love a double patty cheese burger with extra cheese. And a glass a milk to go with that.

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The waitress looks at CARLY a bit confused.

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GABBY

Okay, double patty w/cheese, glass of milk. And for you?

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PETE

Ah, I would like a BLT sandwich, hold the LT please.

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GABBY

Sorry, no LT? Just bread and bacon??

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PETE

Ah... on 2nd thought, hold the bread as well.

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The waitress looks at PETE with a surprised look on her face.

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GABBY

Okay then... so we got 4 slices of bacon. Straight up. And you dear?

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CHUCK

I am so hungry! I could eat a horse! But right now, I'd like nothing more than your fine breaded chicken strips.

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The waitress looks concerned now.

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GABBY

So let me this straight?? We got a cow who eats hamburgers. We got a pig who eats bacon. And a chicken hungry for some chicken strips??

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The waitress leans in and whispers to the three of them.

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GABBY (CONT'D)

I'm ashamed of you three! What yer all doing, is just disgusting.

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The three patrons look at each other.

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CHUCK

Ya, I guess you are right. Come to think of it.

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PETE

It is digusting. We are disgusting.

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CARLY

Ya, can we please get a side salad each to go with our orders?

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The waitress shakes her head in disgust, and storms off. The three animals all sit there, in silence.

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CARLY (CONT'D)

Wow. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the Zoo this morning. Geech.

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END CREDITS: "The Cannibal Animals" music plays.

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