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EXT. OLD MACDONALDS RESTAURANT - DAY

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A typical sit down restaurant in Suburbia.

INT. OLD MACDONALDS RESTAURANT - DAY

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PETE the Pig, CHUCK the Chicken, and CARLY the Cow are all seated at a table at the family restaurant. They all immediately pick up their menus.

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PETE

What are y'all feeling like for lunch this fine afternoon?

CHUCK

Oh Pete, why do you even ask anymore. I'm getting the usual.

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CARLY looks at Chuck with a wink.

CARLY

As usual. Me too.

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CHUCK and CARLY both close their menus and place them on the table.

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PETE

Alright, me too. The usual.

As PETE closes his menu, the waitress GABBY the Giraffe arrives.

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GABBY

What cha'all gonna eat today?

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GABBY pulls out her note pad and pen.

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CARLY

Well dear, I would just love a double patty cheese burger with extra cheese. And a glass a milk to go with that.

The waitress looks at CARLY a bit confused.

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GABBY

Okay, double patty w/cheese, glass of milk. And for you?

PETE

Ah, I would like a BLT sandwich, hold the LT please.

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GABBY

Sorry, no LT? Just bread and bacon??

PETE

Ah... on 2nd thought, hold the bread as well.

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The waitress looks at PETE with a surprised look on her face.

GABBY

Okay then... so we got 4 slices of bacon. Straight up. And you dear?

CHUCK

I am so hungry! I could eat a horse! But right now, I'd like nothing more than your fine breaded chicken strips.

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The waitress looks concerned now.

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GABBY

So let me this straight?? We got a cow who eats hamburgers. We got a pig who eats bacon. And a chicken hungry for some chicken strips??

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The waitress leans in and whispers to the three of them.

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GABBY (CONT'D)

I'm ashamed of you three! What yer all doing, is just disgusting.

The three patrons look at each other.

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CHUCK

Ya, I guess you are right. Come to think of it.

PETE

It is digusting. We are disgusting.

CARLY

Ya, can we please get a side salad each to go with our orders?

The waitress shakes her head in disgust, and storms off. The three animals all sit there, in silence.

CARLY (CONT'D)

Wow. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the Zoo this morning. Geech.

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END CREDITS: "The Cannibal Animals" music plays.

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