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Actually you do! To your pot of tired old comedic bits you add a generous serving of juggling.
(Sally tastes some, but drops a few pieces)
And then we're ready to pop it in the oven. Let's see, we've pre-heated it to a piping hot: TRIVIAL.
Actually you do! To your pot of tired old comedic bits you add a generous serving of juggling with one to two dropped balls, a helping of a mediocre hand balancing act, some gratuitous exposure of unsexy flesh, and a dash of talented out-of-town acts. Sprinkle liberally with awkward improvizational attempts to pop laughs during transitions. Now, I use a sympathetic, friend-filled, completely uncritical audience to stir up the mix, but you can use whatever tool you prefer.
But, Donna, this little workshop can't possibly be enough to get out all the bitter, chunky bits. Don't we wanna put these through the audition processor and get out all the chunky bits?
(Pulls out a huge rectangular butcher's knife from under the table and hacks the wood sticking in there - WHACK!)
They make the best damn produce and that's that. (awkward pause...then Sally slowly shows the PLEASANT CHUCKLE sign) Now, today's main crust ingredients are Pi physical comedy troupe, first grown in Santa Cruz, and I'm mixing it thoroughly with some Emmy-Award winning nibbles that I picked up from the East Bay. So, do me a favor and grab the lil weekend workshop over there.