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ACT I. "That's my line"

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KAITLIN

Alright guys lets just stick to the script and we’ll promo our selves into successification.

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JOHANN

Kaitlin, that’s my line.

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KAITLIN

I thought I was playing you?

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SEAN

That's bullshit.

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Kaitlin

Sean, that's my line.

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JOHANN

If my dad pushed me harder I would have gone to harvard and never would have had t deal with this. All you people with your birth defects.

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sean

Anyways, this is Sean Connery of Viral Videos dot fake website and I wanted to ask you guys about your great futuristic americana artifice, "Determinism"

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Kaitlin

Yes I did the cameraing

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ACT II. "The Truth"

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Sean

What inspired this work?

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Johann

My reflections.

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KAITLIN

Reflections of what?

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Johann

My flesh body

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Kaitlin

Oh, well--I watch a lot of Friends. I feel like the Adam character is the gestalt of all the Friend's Characters and a cat. Was that intentional?

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Johann

Stick to the script Kaitlin what the fuck is anyone supposed to reply to that garbage.

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Sean

I agree with Kaitlin and I believe it was intentional. Anyways, you ever worry about future employers googling your name and calling the police on you?

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Johann

Discrimination is just a part of being better than everyone else, Sean.

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Kaitlin

I intend to never work.

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ACT III. "What is it about?"

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Sean

So the question your therapist insisted I never asked is what this episode is about

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JOHANN IS HEARD AUDIBAllY MOANING AND DROpS THE PHONE

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Kaitlin

Relax johann I got this.

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Kaitlin (CONT'D)

Futuristic trans-americana art is no longer about'abouting.' In the future, when people dare ask where their american pie paste came from they will be viciously booed. Which is to say, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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JOHANN RETURNS FROM THE PHONE AND BEGINS TO BOOOO

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JOHANN

Ok we are running out of time so I just want to make this perfectly explicit. I have tried subtext before with my audience and well I learn that aggressively asking for money in this tone is much more effective than passively making art and expecting people to participate in the money showers of the ancient greeks.

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Kaitlin

I'm greek!

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Kaitlin (CONT'D)

Determinism is the greatest thing I've ever done and you should watch it on the internet MAY 5, 2012 or die alone.

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sean

After this interview I am convinced that determinism is the greatest thing I've ever done and I should watch it on the internet may 5, 2012 or die alone.

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Johann

After having tragic experience in communication with humans I know better than to not communicate anything atleast three times.

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JOHANN SIGHS DEEPLY

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JOHANN (CONT'D)

May 1st 2012 Determinism Die alone x3

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HENRY BIT AND OUTRO MUSIC

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