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We're out of milk Last edited by DrodJenkins, on 07/13/2009. 0 comments. More scene info.

Ext. Apartment complex

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We fade in with a brick apartment complex about three stories high. Cut to the interior bed room, where Mitch is half naked on the bed with Stacia. They're kissing/giggling/whispering to each other. Mitch runs his hand from her stomach up to her breast. Stacia tugs on the back of Mitch's hair. Romantic music can be heard playing on a stereo in the background. Enter Bill, holding an empty milk carton, and seemingly oblivious to what Mitch and Stacia are doing.

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Bill

We're out of milk.

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Both startled by his approach, Stacia screams, swipes up her clothes from the ground and runs into the bathroom. Mitch jumps under the covers.

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MItch

What the hell, Bill!?

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Bill

We're out of milk.

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Bill shakes the empty carton. Mitch picks up one of his shoes and throws it at Bill.

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Bill (CONT'D)

Hey, now!

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Mitch grabs some pants and a shirt and begins to get dressed.

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MItch

Every time, you do shit like this!

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Bill

Hey! I didn't drink any!

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MItch

Shut up.

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Stacia comes storming out of the bathroom, clothed, and heading out the door. Mitch chases her.

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MItch (CONT'D)

Stacia, wait!

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Stacia

Is this how you guys get your kicks?

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Stacia opens the door, but Mitch closes it before she can leave.

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MItch

Stacia, please wait.

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Stacia

I'm not that kind of girl, Mitch. I don't get into those kind of orgies and three-ways. I'm not a porn star.

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MItch

What? No! (pointing at Bill) he's not having sex with us, he's just some asshole.

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Bill

Hey, I'm standing right here.

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Stacia

Good bye, Mitch.

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Stacia pushes Mitch out of the way and leaves. Mitch jumps out to the hall.

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MItch

Stacia, please! Come back!

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Stacia walks around the corner, down the stairs and out the entrance. Mitch walks back inside, shuts the door, sits on the couch and begins to watch television. Enter Bill, still holding the carton.

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Bill

...So, were you going to get some milk now or...

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MItch

What the hell am I going to do? I already fucked up our anniversary and her birthday. How can I possibly burrow my way out of trying to defend your stupid ass.

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Bill

You know, I'd love to help you, but I think so much better after I've had a bowl of cereal, so...

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Mitch looks around for something to throw at Bill, finds the remote, and throws it at Bill.

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Bill (CONT'D)

Hey...ow.

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Mitch continues watching the television for a moment longer.

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MItch

Alright, let's get some food.

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Exit both of them

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Driving in a car Last edited by DrodJenkins, on 07/13/2009. 0 comments. More scene info.

int. car

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Mitch and Bill are driving to a place that serves breakfast.

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MItch

So I was thinking about getting her a gift.

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Bill

What? Getting what a who?

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MItch

For Stacia. Like, you know, mend everything. I'll get her something nice.

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Bill

Yeah, right. With what money?

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MItch

Well, I figured, you make a lot with those research experiments. And you DID scare her off...

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Bill

Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no no no. That money's being saved.

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MItch

Saved for what?

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Bill

A rainy day.

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MItch

Bill, it is pouring. And if I don't get her back, I'm raining all forms of hell down on you.

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Bill

Yeah, you said that last time. You'll just have to get the money some other way.

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MItch

Any thoughts?

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Bills phone rings.

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Bill

I don't know, a fucking bake sale?

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Bill answers the phone.

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Bill (CONT'D)

Billy Zane, talk to me.

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Perry

Shut up, Bill. What's goin on?

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Bill

Perry, did you drink the milk?

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Perry

Probably.

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Bill

You bastard.

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Perry

Hey, wait. What about Mason?

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Bill

What about him?

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Perry

Well, you know, he burnt his tongue on some pepper yesterday at that bar. He's probably been going through milk like...something you go through a lot of.

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Bill

Well, where the hell is Mason today?

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Perry

Oh, he's right here. Mason!

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Mason, just stepping out of a building, comes to Perry.

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Perry (CONT'D)

Bill wants to know if you drank all the milk.

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Mason

Probably.

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Perry

(To Bill) He says, "Probably."

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Bill

That bastard.

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Perry

(To Mason) He called you a bastard.

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Mason

Hey!

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Bill

So wait, you and Mason are together? Side by side?

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Perry

(sigh) Yeah.

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There's a pause.

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Bill

C'mon, say it.

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Perry

No.

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Bill

Oh, c'mon. Pleeeeease.

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Perry

Not happening.

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MItch

Ask them if they've eaten.

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Bill

Yeah, Mitch and I are going to eat. Have you guys eaten.

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Perry

No, where you going?

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Bill

I'll tell you...if you say it.

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MItch

Bill...

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Perry

Bill.

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Bill

Me, indeed. Say it and you may dine with us.

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Perry sighs again.

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Mason

What?

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Perry

Bill and Mitch are going out to eat, but Bill won't tell us where they're going until we've said it.

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Mason

Said what?

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Perry stares at Mason and scowls.

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Mason (CONT'D)

Aw, Bill!

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Bill

Me, indeed. I'm waiting.

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Perry and Mason look at one another, thinking it over.

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Mason

Should we?

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Perry

Yeah...

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Perry holds the phone out so they can both speak into it.

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Perry and Mason

Team Perry Mason's a-go.

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Bill

With feeling.

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Perry and Mason

TEAM PERRY MASON'S A-GO!

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Bill can be heard cracking up through the phone.

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