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SCENE ONE! Last edited by Lonelydonair, on 09/20/2010. 0 comments. More scene info.

outside of a house

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Two young men walk up the steps to the front door of a house. They are two young, hip looking guys, they are conversing casually as the approach the steps.

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Dave

Yeah man, this is it! Our humble abode. That sucks to hear about your last place you were living in, I can't believe you had an actual Squirrel infestation

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Steve

Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Those little bastards sneaking into my room at night, stealing whatever they can get their grubby little mitts on. God dammit I hate Squirrels! Oh well though, God bless the internet and how easy it has made it to find sane people to live with

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They approach the front entrance and Dave opens the front door, he continues to speak to Steve.

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Dave

Agreed! I haven't been living here all that long either, but it's pretty cool. So yeah, I'll give you the tour I guess... This is where the shoes go, obviously

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Dave laughs a little at his own joke, from out of the scene you can hear the sound of hurried footsteps coming down the stairs, flying around the corner, looking incredibly excited comes a long haired, beard man, around the same age. He begins to speak with great excitement.

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Donald

HEY! HOW ARE YOU?! I'M GREAT, MY NAME IS DONALD, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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Donald continues to keep up his excitement, his smile is beaming and he can't seem to stand still, he circles around Steve, checking him out. Dave begins to speak

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Dave

Ohhhh hey Donald. This is Dave, Dave's going to be living with us, last house he was in had a SQUIRREL INFESTATION! If you can believe that.

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Donald whips himself up into even more of a frenzy

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Donald

OOOOOH MAN I HATE SQUIRRELS! IM ALWAYS CHASING THEM OUT OF THE YARD! I LOVE BEING OUTSIDE, DO YOU LIKE BEING OUTSIDE?! OUTSIDE IS THE GREATEST!!!

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Steve has a very puzzled look on his face, he isn't quite sure what to make of the situation, or how to respond.

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Steve

Uhhhh. Yeah. Pretty big fan of being outside... Sunshine, fresh air, all that sort of thing...

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Donald gives him a high five

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Donald

AWESOME!!!! OKAY WE'LL DO THAT LATER, FOR NOW, IMMA GO LAY DOWN FOR A BIT!

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Donald scurries off out of the room and runs up back upstairs, Steve looks at Dave for some kind of answer for what just went on. Dave shrugs.

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dave

What can I say man? Donald is a one of a kind dude, but he is a solid guy. Super loyal. Love him for that. Anyway, let me show you the rest of the place.

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The two walk out of the shot and the screen fades to black

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living room.

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Donald and Steve are sitting in their living room watching T.V. It is mid-afternoon/evening and the blinds on the windows are open. A car pulls into their driveway and Donald jumps up and runs to the window. He turns to talk to Steve, but only turns his head, leaving his body facing the window.

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Donald

Who do you think that is? Do you think we know them? Why would they be pulling into our driveway.

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Steve responds in a very uncaring tone.

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Steve

I don't know, I wouldn't worry about it too much. They are probably just turning around.

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Donald isn't convinced by Steve.

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Donald

You think? I don't know.... Why would someone do that? I bet they are hear to visit us, that'd be awesome, they'd totally be int.... Oh, they're turning around.

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Donald begins to shout

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Donald (CONT'D)

Hey! Hey! You can't just do that! You're supposed to visit! VISIT!

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Steve puts down his book and is clearly getting annoyed.

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Steve

DUDE! What's wrong man?! People turn around in driveways all the time, it's NOT a big deal. REEEEEEEEEELAX.

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Donald backs away from the window and starts pacing

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Donald

Yeah, yeah you're right, I'm just feeling cooped up, I wanna go for a walk, you wanna come for a walk with me, please?

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Steve responds curtly.

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Steve

Yeah, I don't know. I'm reading and relaxing, feeling pretty lazy. You go though, thanks for asking.

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Donald's face drops into a pout. He sits down next to Steve and begins to convince him. He is giving him puppy dog eyes.

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Donald

but.... but.... I don't like going for walks alone. It's kind of scary out there... and I'm... I'm kind of afraid I might get lost.

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Steve looks dumbfound

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Steve

Lost?

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Donald

Yes.

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Steve

Seriously.

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Donald does not verbally respond, but continues to look at Steve, trying to evoke sympathy. Steve stares at Donald and gives up quickly.

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steve (CONT'D)

Alright, alright. Let's go.

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They both get up and walk out of the living room and out of the shot, the screen fades to black

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busy street, mid day

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Donald and Steve are walking together down a busy pedestrian street. Donald is always a few paces a head of Steve, circling around fire hydrants, lamp posts and signs. He is saying hello to everyone who walks by and then turns back to whatever he was focusing on at that moment. Donald circles around one garbage can in particular twice, and begins to speak to Steve

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donald

Hey. Can you just keep an eye out for me?

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Before Steve has time to respond Donald has already un-zipped his pants and began to urinate on the side of the garbage can. Steve begins to shout at Donald.

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steve

Seriously?! SERIOUSLY?! YOU'RE GOING TO PISS RIGHT THERE!?! What the hell is wrong with you?! Do you not know that it's not socially acceptable to act like a FRIGGEN DOG all the time?! Jesus Christ!

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Donald stops peeing, zips up his fly quickly and looks very angry, he rushes over to Steve and begins shouting

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Donald

YOU THINK I ACT LIKE A DOG?! YOU THINK I ACT LIKE A DOG?!

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Donald continues to repeat those exact words, but each time getting louder with volume and more inchorent. It eventually sounds like barking. Steve throws his hands up, he begins to speak softly and assertively

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steve

Nooo, Nooo, not at all. Shhh it's okay. I don't think you act like a dog, it's okay. Just relax, yeah that's better.

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Donald begins to visibly relax as Steve pats him on the shoulder, rubbing him a bit on every third pat. Donald begins to speak calmly.

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Donald

Okay...okay good. FRIENDS AGAIN!

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Donald walks on ahead a few paces and turns around. Steve is visibly relieved he made Donald calm down. As Donald reaches Steve walking in the other direction he stops as just passes him. He turns around and takes a long deep sniff of Steve's behind. After sniffing Donald speaks promptly

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Donald (CONT'D)

Okay, we're good, let's go.

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The end!

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