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thehitsquad edited dialogue in "Charles dream" on 05/21/2008. thehitsquad made 67 other changes.
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Rick Wakeman
(irritated)
NO, YOU'RE DREAMING THIS, I'm living in portsmouth with my wife.
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Charles
(interrupting)
Richard...
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Charles
Listen Rick, I've had a godawful day and all I want to know now is are you dead or not?
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Rick Wakeman
(irritated)
NO, I'VE JUST FINISHED A THEATRE TOUR. I'm living in portsmouth with my wife.
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Charles
(interrupting)
Just answer the damn question...
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Booming Voice
Oh, didn't see you. You have succeeded in your mission and returned the forest to its former glory. This land is now lush and green, ripe with...
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Charles
(interrupting)
No need to call, I'm here.
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Roddy
I'm trying to get the rest of these, will you two get a room,
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Charles
My quest has failed. I'm supposed to bring Prog rock to a new generation, but I can't do it, I'm too old. They're asking of me what only the power of television can ask.
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Frank
Who got up his arse? haha! one - nil
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New Kid
(Mishearing Charles)
What? YOU'RE a queer. I'm leavin'
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Charles
Another Rick Wakeman piece? What is this witchcraft?
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Charles
Well, prepare to laugh on the other side of your face. Open your ears and be amazed to what delights I have composed...
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Charles
(Shouting)
GENTLEMEN! Please! Listen! This is life-changing!
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Director
I'll strike you a deal Frank. You may not like it, but its a choice between that or death. And in these situations, noone chooses death... That'd just be silly!
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SAL 8000
(robotically)
Hello, you must be Frank, inquisitive called number 516,875. You called 67 times yesterday.
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Director
(jovial)
Brilliant! Lets have a chat with him, shall we?
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Frank
(still angered)
Ok, thats a good reason. But I still want to see him.
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Frank
(Angrily)
Give me one reason why I shouldn't
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Frank
Why not?
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Frank
I called your ridiculous show and got the answer wrong. I need to know what the answer is.
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She hits a big red button and an alarm sounds. A huge security team comes bursting through the door, grabbing Frank
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Frank
(sinister)
...Quizbits...
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Charles opens his eyes wide, waiting for a reaction
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Charles
(Sighs)
maybe he's right. Maybe you didn't exist at all...
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Roddy
(interrupting)
Penny.
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Frank
(hanging up the phone)
What? I'll kill 'em! How is that not right? Its just a one pence piece...
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Quizbits presenter
Oooh, incorrect! We had that answer earlier on. Should always watch from the start. Ok, Frank couldn't get it. Can you callers... We're waiting. How many pence, how many pence.
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Frank is shaking with excitement
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Quizbits Presenter
Is that correct? Has Frankie finally relieved us of our £1000 cash pot and won a chance to have a go at cracking our safe and win £150,000?
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Caller
I'm Frank Miller from London, I'm over the moon I got through, 3 hours I've been tryin'! I got the answer though, I've got it.
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Quizbits presenter
How many pence? Its an easy question, and we've had some great answers. But none of them have been the right answer. We've got the next caller on the line. You're on Quizbits, give me your name, peasant.
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News Anchor
The headlines tonight on English Better Class News: Winter weather causes chaos for the old and decrepid... Boy finds dog stuck up exhaust... and imaginary Muslim festival causes chaos in peoples minds - I once saw a Muslim eat a childs face clean off, Laura, Can you believe that?
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Guy
Grrr.
(pause)
of for fucks...
(pause)
just...
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Guy
(Shouting at Pacman)
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO IT, ITS MY MONEY, LET ME PLAY IT BY MYSELF
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Frank
Ooh, handbags! You dream about saving a non-existant forest and I'll rock Quizbits world by showing them that not ALL their viewers are stupid. We'll see who comes out on top...
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Charles
Charles, forgive me for saying this, but stick your quizbits where the sun doesn't shine.
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Charles
Oh and those ripoff quizlines are... not... bollocks? Rick Wakeman possessed this keyboard and soon I shall harness the power to save a magical forest. You'll see Frank. You'll see.
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Frank
WHAT?! Are you fucking stupid, son? There's one fucking pence on screen. ONE FUCKING pence! Why the hell would you say 7? Why would you do that? I'm phoning, these people are dense mate.
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Television presenter
Hello and welcome back to Quizbits. The phone-in quizshow that can win you some SERIOUS money! 090227 [said like an owl] 2 8 2 0! Just look at this picture and call to tell us how many pence... win £1000! Just call! How many pence... how many pence... how many pence... come on, how many pence... I've got MY answer... is it the same as yours? We're waiting for your call... how many pence... We had a winner earlier on tonight, when you weren't watching... Jane from Northamptonshire won £650... how many pence... you could win £1000 instantly... just pick up the phone and dial... the next caller will automatically get the chance to open the safe where you could win £150,000... how many pence...
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Roddy
Well, no need to point fingers. *takes a toke on a joint and starts to breathe heavily*, is anyone feeling the walls are giving me funny looks? I'm starving.
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Roddy
(a little scared)
Who the fuck invited him?
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Roddy
[guffawing] HAHAHA! Get the FUCK out you old bastard. You smell like a sackful of sick.
(random anger)
GET THE HELL OUT!
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Old Man
Enough! My powers are growing weaker, I cannot hold myself in this shell for much longer, it seems to have ingested some sort of dodgy kebab. Charles, you must bring the power of prog to the masses. But be warned, for what you hold in your hands holds great power. Do not abuse or underestimate what strength lies in these analogue circuits. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
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Charles
(sighs again)
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Roddy
Well, go on!
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Charles
Yes!
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Roddy
Yes! We are talking about what!
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Frank
And you're talking about what?
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Charles
We're just trying to sort out this little pickle we're in at the moment Frank
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