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thehitsquad edited dialogue in "Charles dream" on 05/13/2008. thehitsquad made 62 other changes.
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Rick Wakeman
Charles, one must learn that Prog music is alive inside us all if you just believ...
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Charles
[interrupting] No need to call me, I'm here already.
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New Kid
The toilet cubicle next to mine is free
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New Kid enters
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Charles
And THATS true friendship!
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Charles
I extend my gratitude to you Frank for helping me, and helping the forest of Kcir. I know you didnt, and probably still don't believe in it. But you knew how much it meant to me, and you helped me out. Thats true friendship.
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Frank
Argh, it was shit. I didn't get my answer. All that I got was a chance to choose my own question for the show. But obviously I'm not allowed to enter it. How was your spiritual journey Charles?
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Frank
Who got up his arse? haha! one - nil to me!
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Charles
So this keyboard is useless. I'm playing covers, I'm not writing new music. I'm never going to spread prog to the next generation OR save the forest of Kcir.
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New Kid
"Eclipse" by Yes, it was on Close To The Edge, wasn't it?
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Charles
[Shouting] GENTLEMEN! Please! Listen! This is life-changing!
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Charles
Well, prepare to laugh on the other side of your face. Open your ears and be amazed...
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Charles
So you DID listen to me Roddy?
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Charles
Friends, I have it, I've embodied the awesome power of Rick Wakeman. With this new-phase of prog, I shall bring a new generation the symphonic rock that Yes, Strawbs and over 2 other bands brought to the world.
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Roddy
How can you not like "Most Eye-Blowing Drunk Cop Chases"? Classic British television...direct from America! You don't get much better than that.
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Director
No, we're always able to justify our answer, Frank. Its tested by trusted Scientologists
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A large bank of computers fill the room. In the middle of the bank of computers is a red light ominously glowing. Frank and the director stand by the door
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Frank
Where's the producer, I want to speak to him.
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Frank
Why not, I can't win it anyway, it took me three hours to get through during the day, lord knows what its like in the evening!
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Frank
I called your ridiculous show and got the answer wrong. I need to know what the answer is to this quiz.
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Frank
Touch me again sweetheart and I'll smash your fucking shins out.
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Receptionist
Oh dear god!
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Frank
...Quizbits...
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Charles
This is it! The magic is real!
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he presses a key and a burst of musical magic comes from the speakers. Charles gasps in delight.
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Charles
Well, maybe nobody cares about Prog and Yes were a horrendous band anyway... eh? hows about that?
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Charles
Argh, who am I trying to fool? Yes were stupendous, they pretty much soundtracked my eating disorder.
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Charles
Well, maybe nobody cares about Prog and Yes were a ghastly band anyway... eh? hows about that?
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Charles
[Sighs] maybe he's right. Maybe you didn't exist at all...
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Charles
Oh Rick, they tell lies, dirty filthy whorish lies! Tell me its not true. Give me a sign that you truly are dead, any sign.
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Frank
I'm going on a journey Roddy, A journey to fucking obliterate Quizbits!
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Frank
Don't piss me around, there's one on the screen and I got it right. That's it Rod, I need to know, I need to know what the answer is. Give me your car keys... come on...
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Frank
[hanging up the phone] What? I'll kill 'em! How is that not right? Its just one bloody pence on the screen!
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Caller
I'm Frank Miller from London, I'm over the moon I got though, 3 hours I've been tryin'! I got the answer though, I've got it.
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Television
...Over 5000 times. He wasn't just annoyed, he actually got...
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Television
...So why bother, we dug up these remains and fed them to the cows...
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Guy
[Shouting at Pacman] YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME HOW TO DO IT, ITS MY MONEY, LET ME PLAY IT BY MYSELF
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Charles
And you stick to your Quizbits
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Frank
You're thinking of Robert Moog, the guy what INVENTED the synthesiser. Not Rick Wakeman. Leave the techy stuff to me Charles, stick to songwriting.
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Charles
But I do Frances, why, its right here...
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Charles
Oh and those ripoff quizlines are... not... bollocks? Rick Wakeman possessed this keyboard and soon I shall harness the power to save the forest of Kcir. You'll see Frank. You'll see.
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Frank
So, erm, Charles... Hows it going... y'know reigniting Prog Rock to the mass... [bursts out into laughter] HAHAHA, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face! I tried, but I couldn't. Seriously you havent worked out that its a load of bollocks?
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Charles ignores him, presses a few more buttons and another crappy sounding demo comes out.
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Frank
Are you still pissin around with that Casio?
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Charles
Could you do it quietly, I trying to be empowered by the power of this powerful synthesiser...Power.
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Frank
WHAT?! Are you fucking stupid, son? There's one fucking pence on screen. ONE FUCKING pence! Why the hell would you say 7? Why would you do that? Because you're a nonce thats why. I'm phoning, these people are dense mate.
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Caller
[dumbly] erm, is it 7?
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Television presenter
Hello and welcome back to Quizbits. The phone-in quizshow that can win you some SERIOUS money! 090227 [said like an owl] 2 8 2 0! Just look at this picture and call to tell us how many pence... How many pence... how many pence... how many pence... come on, how many pence... I've got MY answer... is it the same as yours? We're waiting for your call... how many pence... We had a winner earlier on tonight, when you weren't watching... Jane from Northamptonshire won £650... how many pence... you could win £1000 instantly... just pick up the phone and dial... the next caller will automatically get the chance to open the safe where you could win £150,000... how many pence...
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New Kid
Wasn't he in Stawbs as well?
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Frank
And you're talking about what?
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