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INT. Lisa rinna's house - morning

HARRY HAMLIN - LISA RINNA's husband, and LISA RINNA are in the kitchen. LISA RINNA is making a smoothie.

HARRY HAMLIN

What are you putting into that smoothie, Lisa?

LISA RINNA

The usual spinach, bananas, soy milk... and this new powder I got from a new health store in L.A.

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HARRY HAMLIN

What's the powder supposed to do?

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LISA RINNA

It' mainly for weight loss, but it is also good for skin health.

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LISA RINNA drinks the smoothie, then heads to her closet to get ready for the day. She picks out a bright orange dress and pairs it with pink heels.

Int. crumbles cafe - mid-day

All the housewives (LISA VANDERPUMP, ERIKA JAYNE, KYLE RICHARDS, EILEEN DAVIDSON, and LISA RINNA) are gathered around an outside table for brunch. They begin eating croissants and sipping mimosas.

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Lisa Rinna, you've been looking extra slim lately. What have you been doing differently?

eileen

I noticed that, too! Please tell us, I need all the help I can get.

LISA RINNA

I mean, I've been exercising a lot lately, and got a new instructor at Pilates...

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kyle

Oh come on, that can't be it.

LISA RINNA

Okay, okay...I was at a health store in L.A. and discovered a sort of supplement powder that I guess has been working.

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kyle

Why didn't you tell us before? You know how hard it is to lose weight.

Erika jayne

Honestly, Lisa Rinna. I need to be in top shape at all time for performances! It's extremely selfish of you to keep that to yourself.

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ERIKA JAYNE and LISA RINNA glare at each other across the table.

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Lisa rinna

You may act like we're some sort of sisterhood, but I know that if you had been the one to discover the powder, you wouldn't have told us.

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ERIKA

How DARE you accuse me of something like that! I'm tired of you.

ERIKA JAYNE drops a few bills on the table and storms out of the restaurant.

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Eileen

Erika, come back!

kyle

Well great job, Lisa Rinna. Great job.

LISA rinna

Are you serious? What did I even do?

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Lisa v

We are supposed to help each other out. We have to stick together in this world.

EXT. Lisa vanderpump's house - midafternoon

Everyone except LISA RINNA is gathered around LISA VANDERPUMP's outdoor table. It is the day after the fiasco at Crumble's Cafe.

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lisa v

Are you feeling better today. Erika Jayne?

erika

Yes, I just felt like that was a sort of betrayal.

Lisa v

I understand. I think we were all hurt.

kyle

Well what are you going to do now? Confront her, or forgive her?

erika

I think I'm just going to leave it alone for a little while now.

eileen

I think that's a good idea.

Erika

Okay, but real talk right now. Did you see what she was wearing yesterday?

kyle

Oh, my goodness, I know. She looked like an orange highlighter!

Lisa v

...who had stepped into a wad of bubble gum.

The housewives all cackle.

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erika

Like yeah, she looked fit, but you can't show off you body in a horrid outfit.

Eileen

Speaking of outfits, I love yours today, Kyle.

KYLE stands up and does a slow spin. She is wearing an off the shoulder blue-and-white striped romper, white-framed sunglasses, and brown strappy sandals.

Lisa v

Wow, that does look nice.

kyle

Aw, thanks, ladies! I'm thinking of starting my own YouTube channel, actually.

erika

You totally should! Okay, but about Lisa Rinna. Should we have a dinner tomorrow night to make up?

eileen

Definitely.

Int. Magenta bay (restaurant) - night

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ERIKA JAYNE, EILEEN DAVIDSON, KYLE RICHARDS and LISA VANDERPUMP are gathered around a table, awaiting the arrival of LISA RINNA. LISA RINNA arrives a few minutes later.

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LISA RINNA

Hello, girls! Nice to be invited to something for a change.

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erika

What are you talking about, Lisa?

Lisa rinna

I know that you had a get-together yesterday, and everyone except me was there.

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Lisa v

Never mind that. We're here now to make up.

LIsa rinna

Fine.

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kyle

So, how are your daughters doing, Lisa Rinna?

lisa rinna

They're doing great, actually. Delilah and Amelia are both getting farther into their modeling careers.

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kyle

Oh, that's great. My daughters are doing well also.

Lisa V

So is Pandora and Max.

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Eileen

So is Jesse.

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Erika

Okay, I get it.

Lisa rinna

Well, Kyle asked! I don't think there's anything wrong with sharing about my wonderful children.

kyle richards

YOUR wonderful children? Get a hold of yourself, Lisa Rinna.

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Lisa v

All of our children are wonderful. \

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Eileen

Yeah, don't try to get competitive about them. They are children.

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Lisa rinna

Fine. Well, I can see I'm still not wanted here.

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LISA RINNA stands up to leave.

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Lisa v

Come on, Lisa Rinna! Let's not be dramatic.

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lisa rinna

I'm not. But I will be on my way.

LISA RINNA leaves. Erika rolls her eyes.

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Erika

That woman! I try to forgive, but she can't forget.

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eileen

Well, we can still have a good time together.

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