Project Type: Short Film (5 min)
This project's owner does not want any help.
The screen goes black, but the audience hears Lane's voice.
I mean, the thing he lacks is testicularity.
I'm sorry. I'm awful. I've just felt so destructive all week. Listen, could you pass me that?I'll snap out of this in a minute. I absolutely promise. If it weren't so late and I hadn't decided like a fool to go out for honors, I think I'd drop English . I don't know. I'm just so sick of pedant and conceited little tearer-downers I could scream. I'm sorry. I'll stop. I give you my word… It's just that if I'd had any guts at all, I wouldn't have gone back to college at all this year. I don't know. I mean it's all the most incredible farce.
From a black screen the audience hears Lane's voice.