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Prologue Last edited by camerontroyer, on 03/20/2012. 0 comments. More scene info.

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curtains rise

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ROBBIE and MAURICE are standing center stage

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robbie

Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge- (MAURICE taps ROBBIE) from ancient grudge- (MAURICE taps ROBBIE) FROM ANCIENT GRUDGE- (MAURICE taps ROBBIE) WHAT?

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Maurice

What are you doing?

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robbie

I'm introducing the play!

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Maurice

Like that? That's not how to start the play!

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robbie

It's Romeo and Juliet! That's how it's supposed to start.

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maurice

(Pulling sweater) That's a bunch of bologna!

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robbie

(loss of words) Bologna?

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maurice

It's like the stuff my step mom put on my sandwich.

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robbie

(starts to say something) bu-

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maurice

(interupts)It was icky.

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robbie

(speechless) There are people waiting.

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maurice

(starts approaching end of stage and completely lifts shirt up) People!

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robbie

(ROBBIE rushes to end of stage to stop MAURICE) no, no, no put your shirt down.

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Maurice

You don't know if they don't want it.

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robbie

Of course they don't want it. They came here to see the play Romeo and Juliet.

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Maurice

That's a boring play.

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robbie

No it's not. It's famous.

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Maurice

Then why have I never heard of it?

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robbie

It's a famous play, I just told you about it!

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Maurice

I'm sorry, did you hear that? It must've been the ventilation shaft making noise again.

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robbie

Ah, alright. Do you want to do another play?

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Maurice

Yeah!

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robbie

How about we tell the story about Richard.

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Maurice

(pondering) Who's Richard?

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robbie

Our brother.

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Maurice

The one I hang over the fireplace?

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robbie

Yeah him. Okay, we'll tell a story about Richard.

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Maurice

I like how he screams when his feet burn.

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END SCENE - CURTAIN DROPS

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Curtain rises

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SCHOOL HALLWAY, empty. Bell rings. EXTRAS, KEITH, MARK and EMILY enter stage left, EXTRAS and DANNY enter stage right. MARK and EMILY are holding hands, and go to EMILY's locker at the end of the "hall". KEITH goes to his locker, and shoves DANNY to get to it. KEITH says something inaudible, and DANNY gives him the stink-eye when KEITH has turned away. EVERYBODY ends up at a locker, and the scene freezes. RICHARD walks on stage.

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Richard

(addressing audience) Hi, I'm Richard, and welcome, to Molly Ringwald College. I'll be your protagonist this evening. Be wary: this play may or may not contain swear words, random insanity and violence. So be sure to film it and put it on Youtube later. Also, if you have a phone in here, please turn it off. Otherwise, one of our actors will come, retrieve it, and start prank calling your friends. You've been warned.

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ACTION resumes. DANNY closes his locker and turns around to see RICHARD. He approaches him.

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Danny

Richard, Richard! Guess what!

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Richard

What?

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Danny

I got those tickets to go see Equus. I hear there's a nude scene. (smiles)

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ACTION PAUSES. RICHARD looks at audience.

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Richard

This is Danny. He is, unfortunately, my best friend. He's hornier than a steroidal Bulgarian horse in an Amsterdam burlesque house. And for those of you who don't catch my drift, he's just plain horny. To say the least, he's got issues. I even think that... (reaches into DANNY's pocket) yep! (pulls hand out, and line of Trojan condoms come out) He's been carrying these around since the seventh grade. (looks at them) Oh no, they've expired. (shoves them back into pocket) He also has a lack of filter. I know, I know, that's kind of normal these days, but most people at least shut up at some point.

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ACTION RESUMES

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Danny

It's gonna be so wicked. We're gonna go, and it's all gonna be like "We came for the titties", and we can, because it's a play. There aren't gonna be any bouncers-

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Richard

Danny...

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Danny

because its a play, not a brothel or a club or anything, and we can get in like that. And ohh, how I can't wait-

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Richard

Danny...

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Danny

To see those tits. How big do you think they are? I think they'll be a B, maybe a C-

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Richard

DANNY!

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Danny

What?

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Richard

The nude scene is a male nude scene.

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Danny

Why should I care if it's got postal workers in it? I feel for them. They work through snow, sleet, hurricane Katrina, and you can't give them the satisfaction of having a nude scene in a play?

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Richard

Oh, you dumbass. No, not mail, male. (Makes gesture at self. DANNY looks confused) It's a guy who's gonna be nude. No tits. Dicks!

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DANNY is silent for a while.

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Danny

Well that was waste of my money. (rips up tickets and throws it like confetti)

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Richard

Mhmm.

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EMILY laughs, and kisses MARK. RICHARD watches.

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Danny

Dude, are you ever gonna stop that?

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Richard

Stop what?

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Danny

The way you pine after Emily. Are you ever going to stop crushing on her?

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Richard

Short answer: no.

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Danny

Long answer?

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ACTION PAUSES.

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Richard

Long answer? The long answer is that I've had a crush on Emily (walks over to her) since the seventh grade. To be honest, Danny and I hit puberty at roughly the same time. I dealt with it... differently. Emily is everything I want in a woman. She's funny, she's hot, she's intelligent. (walks back to original spot) Unfortunately, however, her intelligence is... limited.

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ACTION RESTARTS. EMILY and MARK walk over to DANNY and RICHARD.

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EMILY

Hey Richard.

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Richard

Hey Emily. (looks at Mark) Mark.

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Mark

(flicks wrist) Heeeeey boooys.

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ACTION STOPS.

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Richard

She doesn't seem to notice her boyfriend's gay. (Makes gesture at Mark) Hey, I have no issue with gay people. Neil Patrick Harris is gay, and he's awesome. But not being able to know that this (flicks wrist) is gay? Seriously?

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ACTION resumes

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Danny

Hey Mark, hows it going?

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Mark

Oh, so-so, you know? Yesterday, I was listening to my Lady Gaga CD for the, like, fifth time.

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ACTION Pauses. RICHARD makes an exaggerated motion towards MARK. ACTION resumes.

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MArk (CONT'D)

When I realized that Lady Gaga is the new Elton John.

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Danny

You just realized that?

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RICHARD hits DANNY in back of head.

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Richard

Really?

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Emily

He's so right too. I mean, the wardrobe is so similar.

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Richard

Hmm.

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Mark

Anywho, later, we're gonna go shoe shopping.

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MARK and EMILY make louding screeching noise while jumping up and down.

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ACTION PAUSES. RICHARD imitates loud screeching noise, then facepalms. ACTION RESUMES.

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Emily

Well, we gotta go. Bye.

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EMILY and MARK walk away, holding hands. Exit stage left.

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Danny

That is one of the cutest couples this school has ever seen.

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Richard

(giving Danny a death stare) You don't say.

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STEPHANIE walks on stage left.

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Danny

That, however, is more my cup of tea.

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ACTION PAUSES.

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Richard

That, my dear ladies and gents, is the token town bicycle. It's name: Stephanie. She has got to have flirted with every boy in this school. EXCEPT Danny. It's driving him crazy that the one girl in the school that he wants to get with, won't even give him the time of day. Which reminds me.

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ACTION RESUMES.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Why, again, do you want to get with her?

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Danny

Didn't I already explain this to you? Stephanie is the only one in this school with low enough standards. There is no one else, even the fat chicks. The only possible way I could loose my virginity before I graduate is by getting with her.

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Richard

Steroidal horse.

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Danny

What?

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Richard

Oh, nothing.

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STEPHANIE goes over to her locker. KEITH approaches her.

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Keith

Hey Stephanie.

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Stephanie

What does Keith want with Stephanie?

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Keith

Well, I'm free this Thursday, and was wondering if, maybe, you'd like to go see the new Saw film: Saw 500.

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Stephanie

Stephanie will be busy this thursday.

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Keith

Oh, doing what?

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Stephanie

Not seeing Saw 500.

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STEPHANIE walks away.

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Danny

Hey, Stephanie.

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STEPHANIE keeps walking, right past DANNY and RICHARD, stage left.

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Danny (CONT'D)

She looked at me.

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DANNY faints into RICHARD's arms. RICHARD holds him there for a little while, then just throws him on the floor. DANNY gets up, and stares at RICHARD for a while.

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Danny

Ow.

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KEITH walks off towards where STEPHANIE went. KEITH pushes DANNY and RICHARD out of the way.

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KEITH

Out of my way, geek-a-zoids.

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ACTION PAUSES.

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Richard

This, is Keith. He is, for lack of a better word, an asshole. I want to hit him so badly some times, that my fists are red. I want to knock his teeth out. I want to reenact the final scenes of Macbeth with his head. Lets just hope that Danny doesn't open his mouth.

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ACTION RESUMES.

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Danny

That's a new one.

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KEITH slowly turns around

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ACTION pauses

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Richard

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit...

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ACTION RESUMES.

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Keith

What did you say, freak?

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ACTION pauses

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Richard

PLease, please, please...

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ACTION RESUMES.

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Danny

Just commented on your expanding dictionary. Thumbs up to ya.

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RICHARD facepalms. KEITH recoils for the punch, and starts to punch. ACTION PAUSES seconds before the fist hits DANNY's face.

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Richard

Note the main resons why Keiths head never does end up on a pike, which Danny always seems to completely ignore. 1) He's twice my size. 2) He has the whole force of the football team behind, the fucker. and 3) his uncle is an MMA fighter, and has taught this little grasshopper well. Note, the superior arc of his fist through the air. Note, the proper stance. Note, the startled look on Danny's face. Yeah, this is gonna hurt.

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ACTION RESUMES. DANNY gets punched in the face, and falls down and doesn't get up at first. KEITH looks at RICHARD, who slowly takes a step back. KEITH then walks off. The school bell rings, and the hall basically empties. RICHARD tries getting DANNY up.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Damn. (Picks up Danny's feet) Damn. Damn. (Pulls Danny towards next class) Damn. Damn. (Drops feet) Fuck (Picks up feet and pulls DANNY off stage) Damn, damn, etc...

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CURTain drops-end scene

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Act 1 Scene 2 Last edited by camerontroyer, two years ago. 0 comments. More scene info.

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Curtains rise

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RICHARD's HOUSE. MAURICE and ROBBIE are sitting at kitchen table. MAURICE has a bologna sandwich and ROBBIE has a juice box.

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robbie

What is it with you bologna sandwiches?

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Maurice

They're icky...

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robbie

Then stop eating them.

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Maurice

I can't...

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robbie

Why?

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Maurice

I laced it with fairy dust.

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robbie

What?

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Maurice

I said... dairy... buds....

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robbie

....ok....

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RICHARD walks on stage right, followed by DANNY massaging his jaw.

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Danny

Ithighebwokemewyjaw.

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Richard

What?

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Danny

I...thig...he...bwoke...mewhy...jaw...

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RICHARD turns around and slaps him across the jaw. DANNY recolis.

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Richard

Better?

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DANNY rubs jaw.

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Danny

I'M CURED!!!

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RICHARD rolls his eyes. ACTION PAUSES.

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Richard

These are my two younger brothers: Robbie, and Maurice. But I think you've already met them.

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MAURICE unfreezes

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Maurice

I don't think they agree with me about bologne.

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Richard

Maurice, get the hell out of my monologue.

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Maurice

(muttering) You just wait til dad sweeps the fireplace.

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MAURICE refreezes.

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Richard

That, was Maurice. Thankfully, he's adopted. My dad works at a mental hospital, and this... kid... was one of his patients. When he was certain Maurice was stable, he was going to allow him to rejoin the general public, but then his parents ditched him. So now he lives with us. Great!

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MAURICE unfreezes.

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Maurice

Haters gonna hate!

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Richard

Maurice, out!

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MAURICE refreezes.

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Richard (CONT'D)

This other little shit, is Robbie. He's actually related to me. I don't know how, I don't know why, but he is (Shivers) family. However, he is the more sane of the two. He's also convinced my parents I'm gay. If they'd just care to look under my mattress, they'd see I'm not!

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ACTION RESUMES.

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Danny

Hey guys, what you got there? Are you coloring?

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Maurice

I am going to shove this sandwich so far down your breathing hole they won't hear you scream.

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DANNY slowly backs away.

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Richard

You haven't given him his meds yet, have you?

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robbie

(looks at clock) He only gets them at quarter past five. It's five now.

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Richard

No, Robbie. Quarter TO five. To, not past.

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robbie

Oh.... what happens if he doesn't get them?

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MAURICE jumps up.

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Maurice

I want to go swimming in the Sahara. (turns to the left suddenly) I'm coming, Amelia Earhart!

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MAURICE runs off stage left.

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Richard

That!

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robbie

He's like that all the time.

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MAURICE runs back on stage left.

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Maurice

Cairo's in the other direction!

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MAURICE runs back off stage right.

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robbie

Uh oh.

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Richard

(points after Maurice) Go!

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ROBBIE gets down and runs after MAURICE, stage right.

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robbie

(Grabs sandwich)Maurice, do you want your bologna for the trip?

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ROBBIE exits stage right

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Danny

Man, your brothers are weird.

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Richard

Meh. You learn to live with it.

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Danny

Anyways, we're getting assigned our groups for the English project tomorrow. I hope I'm with Stephanie. I could totally use this project to make my move!

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Richard

I worry about you. You know that?

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Danny

Well, you shouldn't.

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Richard

Well, I should. Otherwise god knows what you'll do without anybody saying "That's a stupid idea". Danny, it's okay.

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Danny

What's okay?

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Richard

That you are a horny idiot. But it's okay, because you are my best friend. I don't care if you're straight, gay, or horny as hell.

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Danny

(starts crying) thank-you (puts his head on Richard's shoulder) You're such a nice person!

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ACTION FREEZES

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Richard

First step to recovery: Admitting you have a problem.

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ACTION RESUMES

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END SCENE

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CURTAIN RISES

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SCENE is a classroom with 15 sets of tables and chairs, with a teachers desk. The students face stage left and the teacher's desk faces stage right. Full cast minus Maurice and Robbie plus extras come in from stage left, further upstage than the teacher's desk. CLASS mingles around, chatting. RICHARD is hanging out with DANNY, STEPHANIE, TOMMY, KEITH and MARK are standing in one corner chatting, APRIL is in one corner sitting at her desk in an emo state, and EMILY is setting up her books for the class.

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Danny

So, about last night.

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Richard

Don't sweat it.

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Danny

No seriously, thank-you.

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Richard

I understand. Just, please. Don't talk about it ever again.

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Danny

There was a need that needed to be filled, and you filled it.

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Richard

If you don't shut up now, I'm going to knock you out.

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Danny

That's not very nice. And to think, when I was feeling sad, you let me cuddle you.

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CLASS goes silent, turns to DANNY and RICHARD. DANNY is oblivious to the staring, while RICHARD is looking around at all the people in their class.

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Richard

Danny, I think that there's a small family in Sri Lanka who didn't quite hear you.

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Danny

What, it's not like there was penetration.

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Richard

You've penetrated my rep.

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Danny

What rep?

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RICHARD just stares at DANNY for a while, as the class slowly goes back to their other conversations.

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Richard

Point. Taken.

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Bell rings. CLASS takes seats. DEAN walks in.

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DEAN

Hello class. Your teacher, Mr. Hughes has called in sick today... with chlamydiae. So, for the next little while, I'll be your english teacher.

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ACTION FREEZES

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Richard

This is our amazing, all powerful dean. Nobody knows his name. He insists we call him Dean. However, there's something about him makes me uneasy. Not sure what it is.

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ACTION RESUMES

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DEAN begins extravagantly moving his dick around as he talks.

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DEAN

Alright. Now, Mr. Hughes told me you were about to start a project. However, he then passed out from the pain, so I guess I'll just have to make one up and grade you on that. I'm going to separate you into groups of two, and assign you each a short story from my personal library to read and examine. You will hand in, for each group, a one thousand word essay.

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TOmmy

Do we get to pick our groups ourselves, sir?

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April

He already said we weren't, jockhead.

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TOmmy

I wasn't asking you, Ms. Showers.

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April

I don't need your permission to talk, assface.

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DEAN

Tommy and April! One more word out of either of you, and you'll be seeing me in my office after class.

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TOMMY and APRIl

Yes sir.

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Richard

Let me introduce our final two players, if you will. This, is Tommy. He is our stereotypical jock. Because it just isn't a teen comedy if you don't have one. While no one has any definitive proof, I'm pretty certain he's using steroids. He has anger management issues.

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ACTION RESUMES

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TOmmy

(whispering) If you ever talk back to me again, I will snap off that little emotional head of yours as if I were breaking a toothpick. Comprende?

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April

(whispering) Whatever.

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Richard

And that, is April Showers. She is part of that movement sweeping the nation as of late: the emo. Granted, I would be too, with a name like hers. April Showers. God, that's just some really cruel humor. Word is, her parents are rich, and wanted to have one of those really preppy girls with the sundresses and giggles, so gave her a really flowery name. Guess that kinda backfired. Anyways, those two there are mortal enemies. It's fun to watch them go at each other.

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ACTION RESUMES

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DEAN

Now then, I will assign you your teams. April (looks coyly at APRIL and TOMMY) and Tommy.

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TOmmy

What?

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April

Sir, no offense, but I refuse to work with an ape. Hell, an ape is trained better.

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TOmmy

Well, you aren't a bucket of sunshine yourself.

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April

That's the point of being an emo, idiot.

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TOmmy

Oh, it looks like there's some life in her.

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Dean

Either you work together on this project, or you do 100 hours detention. Take. Your. Pick.

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TOMMY and APRIL sigh and slouch in their chairs.

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DEAN (CONT'D)

Good. Now then, where was I? April, Tommy... right. Mark will be with Keith. Stephanie (small orgasm) will be with Danny.

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Danny

Yes!

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DEAN

Emily will be with Richard. And the rest of you guys are extras. Nobody really gives a damn about you guys, so just pair off and we can get on with the play. I'll be coming around in a few minutes with your short stories.

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CLASS rearranges itself appropriately. DANNY leans in close to RICHARD.

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Danny

I'm gonna get luckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

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Richard

It's an english project.

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Danny

Exactly. Perfect introduction material.

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DANNY walks over to STEPHANIE.

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Danny (CONT'D)

SO, when we stripping?

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STEPHANIE takes ear buds out of her ears.

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Stephanie

What?

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Danny

Nothing.

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RICHARD laughs. EMILY walks over.

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EMILY

Hey Richard.

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Richard

Hey.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Hello beautiful! (gets down on one knee) Will you marry me? No, I know, I know. I've thought of it too, and I realized we could just get someone to kill Mark so we can go on with our lives. (Gets back up) What do you say?

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Richard

So, what do you think of the project?

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EMILY

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll figure it out when I see the short story.

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DEAN walks over.

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DEAN

Emily, Richard. Here, is your topic.

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Richard

(picks it up) How Franky Lost His Virginity. (pauses) by Peter Niss. P Niss.

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DEAN

One of my favorites. (thumbs up) Have fun you two.

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DEAN squeezes past EMILY. When it gets really tight, DEAN has another small orgasm.

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Richard

You okay sir?

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DEAN

Yep! (nods) Peachy!

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DEAN goes to hand out more short stories.

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EMILY

I don't know about you, but I'd like to get this done as fast as possible. So, is tonight good for you? After school?

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Richard

Yep. Your place?

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EMILY

Actually, we can't at my place. My mom will probably still be hungover from last night. (RICHARD is quizzical) It was wednesday. She goes to the club every wednesday. and thursday. and friday. Saturday. Sunday. Monday.

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Richard

Tuesday?

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EMILY

Oh, definitely not tuesday. No, no.

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Richard

Ah.

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Emily

No, Tuesday she works the pole.

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AWKWARD SILENCE

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Richard

My place then?

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EMILY

Yeah.

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Richard

I'll text you my address.

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Emily

Alright. I'll drop by around 5.

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Richard

Perfect.

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BELL RINGS.

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EMILY

Well, I gotta go. See you at 5.

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Richard

5

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MARK wraps his arm around EMILY.

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EMILY

Hey baby.

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Mark

Heeeeey. We gotta go to class, but I need to go do my nails first. They look horrendous. (turns to RICHARD) Laterrrr (Call me)

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MARK and EMILY exit class. DANNY sneaks up behind RICHARD.

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Danny

Hey.

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Richard

Jesus Christ, don't do that!

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Danny

Do what?

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Richard

Sneak up behind me.

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Danny

Oh, sorry. Anyway, what story did you get?

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Richard

Something called "How Franky Lost his Virginity"

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Danny

By Peter Niss? That's a classic!

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Richard

I worry about you. Have I told you that?

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Danny

Many times.

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Richard

What did you get?

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Danny

The Ambrosiac Barista by Valerie Gina. Another great one.

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Richard

Valerie Gina, huh? V Gina.

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Danny

God, I don't know why, but her name just turns me on so much. Anyway, we doing our regular Wednesday porn watch tonight?

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Richard

That's YOUR regular Wednesday porn watch, where you come over to my place to watch crappy pornos on my big screen because Wednesday is the one night your parents are in and mine aren't. and no, I can't. Emily is coming over to work on the project.

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Danny

Oooooooh, I get it. It's all about how Richard lost his virginity tonight, eh? (nudges RICHARD) Eh?

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Richard

(elbows Danny in ribs) Shut up. and no, it's going to be nothing like that. This is going to be a mature, adult evening, where we talk about our project.

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CURTAIN RISES

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RICHARD's HOUSE. RICHARD is dressed very nicely. He is rushing around the living room, placing candles on surfaces. MAURICE and ROBBIE are watching.

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Maurice

What is the strange one doing?

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robbie

I don't know. It looks like he's competing in the dating olympics.

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Maurice

Which event?

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robbie

(sighs) There is no such thing as the dating olympics.

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Maurice

You've obviously never watched Grey's Anatomy.

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robbie

You watch Grey's Anatomy?

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Maurice

(stuttering) No... There's that noise in the ventilation shaft again.

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ROBBIE stares at MAURICE. ROBBIE turns to RICHARD.

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robbie

Richard?

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Richard

Yes Robbie?

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robbie

What are you doing?

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Richard

Setting up.

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robbie

For a date?

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Richard

No. Emily is coming over at five to work on our project.

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robbie

Then why are there candles everywhere?

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Richard

...They make the room smell nice.

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robbie

Really? I'm ten and I can see right through your bullshit.

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Richard

It covers up the smell he makes when he shits his pants (nods at Maurice)

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robbie

Touche

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Maurice

Candles are for pussies and people who want to get into other people's pants.

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Richard

Not necessarily true.

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Maurice

Necessarily true.

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Richard

How is he suddenly so coherent?

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robbie

I may or may not have overdosed him on his ADHD pills. Or maybe it was his ADD pills.

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Maurice

Can you guys see the funny colors? (sways)

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Richard

Well, at least he's not running to catch the last plane to Europe this time.

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robbie

I don't think he could move if he tried.

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Maurice

I'm like a tree in the autumn breeze. WHOOOOOOSH!

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ROBBIE and RICHARD stare worriedly at MAURICE, who doesn't notice.

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Richard

Lock him up tonight.

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robbie

On it. Hey, Maurice, I've got a nice bologna sandwich for you!

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Maurice

I'm coming for you bologna! To bologna, with love. I got you Bologna! Don't cry for me, Argen-bologna!

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MAURICE and ROBBIE exit stage left. Doorbell rings. RICHARD goes stage right, and "Opens a door". EMILY steps in, clearly not quite as dressed as RICHARD.

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Richard

Hey.

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EMILY

Hey. (looks around) You've got a lot of candles.

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Richard

(quickly) My mom collects them.

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EMILY

Huh.

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Richard

Yeah. So, come, sit down. Want anything? Water? Milk? Red wine?

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EMILY

What was that last thing?

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Richard

Red Vine? (Pulls out bag of Red Vines)

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EMILY

I'll have some soda, if you've got it.

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Richard

(really fast) We've got coke, diet coke, sprite, dr. pepper, cream soda, mountain dew, root beer, grape crush, orange crush and pellegrino

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EMILY

coke please.

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Richard

Coming right up.

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RICHARD opens fridge. Grabs can of soda, then looks at something. RICHARD pulls out a bottle with a StickiNote. ACTION FREEZES.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Dear Richard, in case your not-a-date with Emily isn't going so well, here is a water bottle that may or may not have been laced with ecstasy. Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy. Your good buddy, Danny. (inspects bottle) Why the hell is it half finished?

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ACTION RESUMES. RICHARD puts the bottle back, grabs a can of soda for himself and goes to sit with Emily.

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EMILY

So, about the project...

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Maurice

(off stage)I WANT MY BOLOGNAAAAAAAAAAAA! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Richard

Oh that can't be good.

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EMILY

What was that?

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Richard

Either the zombie apocalypse has started, or Robbie is trying to lull Maurice to sleep.

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ROBBIE runs onstage quickly.

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robbie

We have a problem.

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Richard

Yeah, I heard. What the hell did you do?

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robbie

I don't know. When I gave him his pills before, I made sure I gave him some water to help swallow them.

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Richard

(With a creepy smile and eerie calm)Is it possible that this water was in a bottle in the fridge with a sticki-note?

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robbie

Yes. Why?

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Richard

That StickiNote explained that there was ecstasy in the water. You gave Maurice ECSTASY!!!

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EMILY

(quizzically)I'm sorry, did you say ecstasy?

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Richard

(quickly)One second Emily.

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robbie

Just because I know my ABCs does not mean I can use them to form words. I'm only ten.

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Richard

Okay, okay. Just, fix the problem. There's a horse tranquilizer gun in the safe in the master bedroom. The combo is 3519. Use it ONLY if you have to.

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robbie

Sir yes sir.

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ROBBIE salutes, then exits stage left

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EMILY

Richard, what is going on?

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Richard

Nothing that doesn't happen normally. Don't worry. My other brother, Maurice, can just be a handful. Anyways, onto the story.

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EMILY

Yes, I found it to be quite the story. I believe that we should base our essay off the coming of age perspective from the story.

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Richard

You're saying it was a coming of age story?

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EMILY

Yes.

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Richard

I'm saying it was an erotic fiction.

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EMILY

What makes you say that?

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Richard

I found it in one my dad's Playboys from the seventies. Just don't tell Danny I have a crate of Playboys.

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EMILY

Okay. Well, I still think that the coming of age perspective works.

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Richard

Yes, I do see how that could work. The virginity being a major role in the story.

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EMILY

I was thinking the exact same-

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Loud crash occurs offstage. ROBBIE screams.

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EMILY (CONT'D)

What was that?

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Richard

One second. ROBBIIIIIIIIE!!!

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ROBBIE runs onstage, his clothing torn.

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robbie

Yes?

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Richard

What the hell happened?

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robbie

He's broken free.

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Richard

How?

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robbie

He tore a hole in his cage.

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Richard

What the-

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EMILY

What type of pet do you own?

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Richard

Tasmanian devil. So he's loose in the house?

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robbie

I'm afraid so.

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EMILY

There's a Tasmanian devil loose in the house?

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Richard

(stares at Emily for a while) Well where is he?

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MAURICE RUNS on stage in fluorescent yellow high heels and a sun hat.

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Maurice

I'M A PRETTY LADDDDDDY!!!!

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robbie

Found him.

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Emily

Is this your younger brother?

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Richard

He's adopted.

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EMILY picks up MAURICE and puts him on her lap.

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EMILY

Well hello there.

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Richard

Don't put your fingers near his mouth. He has trouble telling whats food and whats not food.

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EMILY

Richard, he's a kid.

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Richard

It's kind of like his defense mechanism, he eats.

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EMILY

What's your name, buddy?

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Maurice

Give me your booty call number and I'll give you mine.

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EMILY

(Pause) Colorful.

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Richard

What can I say. He's family.

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Maurice

I HAVE FLOURESCENT HEELS!!!!!!!

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EMILY

Where did you find those? Did you find those in your mommy's closet.

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Maurice

Nope! At the second hand store on Main street. Bought them for two dollars.

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EMILY

No way! I've been looking for a place to buy shoes for going out with Mark and I can't find a single shop.

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Maurice

Well you've been searching in all the wrong places.

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Richard

Really, you wear high heels when you go out with Mark?

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EMILY

No, Mark does.

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Richard

Okay, Maurice needs to go to bed soon.

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Maurice

Richard needs to shut the hell up soon.

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EMILY

That's not a very nice thing to say.

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Maurice

I'm sorry. Will a hug make up?

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EMILY

Aaaaaaw, of course!

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EMILY hugs MAURICE. MAURICE nudges his head into her cleavage.

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Maurice

Oooh yeaaaah...

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RICHARD, looking to change topic, looks at doll in MAURICE's hand.

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Richard

Maurice, what the hell is that?

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Maurice

Clarisse.

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EMILY

Oh? Who's Clarisse?

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Maurice

My girlfriend.

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EMILY

Not all boys need girlfriends.

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Maurice

That's not what Dick over there says. (silence) (whispers)By the way, he wants to get in your pants. That's why hes got the candles out. That, or he's a pyromaniac. Either way, bewaaaaaare.

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Richard

(to Robbie) Get the gun. Remember, 3519.

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ROBBIE goes offstage.

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EMILY

Why is Clarisse's head missing?

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Maurice

I ran out of dandelions.

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EMILY

Did she do anything to deserve losing her head?

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Maurice

I tell myself that she gave the peasants cake so that I can sleep at night.

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EMILY slowly realizes that MAURICE is not all there.

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EMILY

Richard...

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Maurice

Do you want to know a secret?

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EMILY

I'm not sure. (looks at RICHARD) Do I?

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RICHARD shakes his head violently.

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Maurice

He's not the pyromaniac in the family. (Maurice produces a matchbook)

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Richard

Maurice, give me those matches.

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Maurice

But I want to burn your feet again.

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Richard

ROBBIE!!!

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ROBBIE runs onstage with a tranquilizer gun.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Robbie, give me the gun.

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robbie

No, I can do this.

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Richard

Robbie, you can't aim. Give me the gun!

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robbie

I'VE GOT THIS! NOW SHUT UP OR I'LL PLANT PLAYGIRLS WHERE YOUR PLAYBOYS ARE.

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Richard

Woah, okay.

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ROBBIE fires the tranq. RICHARD yelps. RICHARD reaches around to his butt and pulls out the tranq.

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Richard (CONT'D)

I said AIM! Give me that. (Grabs gun) OKay, now just, bag this sucker...

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RICHARD starts rocking.

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EMILY

Whats wrong with him?

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Maurice

Horse tranquilizer. Very strong. Excellent high.

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RICHARD falls to the floor.

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Richard

You... sumuva... bish...

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RICHARD falls down and passes out. RICHARD starts snoring.

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EMILY

Is he alright?

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Maurice

He'll be fine in 5, 8 hours tops. (Looks at Robbie) I'm sleepy.

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robbie

Seriously?

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Maurice

Watching Richard get shot makes me drowsy.

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MAURICE hops off EMILY and walks past ROBBIE, offstage.

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Maurice (CONT'D)

Nighty night!

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School hallway. EMILY is at her locker alone. The hallway is deserted except for her. RICHARD walks on stage left with a limp. EMILY sees him and kind of smiles.

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EMILY

Hey.

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Richard

Hey.

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EMILY

Whats up with your leg?

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Richard

The after effects of being shot in the ass with a horse tranquilizer.

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EMILY

Ah!

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Richard

I'm really sorry about last night. My brothers can be a handful.

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EMILY

Isn't that the understatement of the year.

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Richard

I'm pretty sure it's my personal punishment. I don't know what for, I just know that life is never average with those two.

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emily

Like your own special hell.

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Richard

You catch on fast.

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emily

It's my gift.

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MARK enters stage left.

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Mark

Hey Emily!

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EMILY

Marky!

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EMILY runs up, hugs and kisses MARK. ACTION FREEZES.

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Richard

She should return her gift. I think it's defective.

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ACTION RESUMES.

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Mark

So, what did you do last night?

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EMILY

Well, Richard and I tried working on our project, but he ended up being shot in the ass with a tranquilizer.

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Mark

(confused) Okay... Hey, Keith and I worked on our project too.

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Richard

Oh, what story did you get?

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Mark

He who sucks best, sucks most.

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RICHARD looks at MARK with a look that says he wants to say something, but he's restraining himself.

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Mark (CONT'D)

By Richard Luvvir.

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Richard

From experience, Richard can be shortened to Dick.

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Mark

Yeah. I read in his bio that he goes by Dick. Dick Luvvir.

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Richard

(under his breath) Oddly appropriate.

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Mark

What?

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Richard

What?

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Mark

I thought you said something.

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Richard

(shakes head) Nope.

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MARK looks at RICHARD for a few seconds.

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Mark

Anyway...

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Emily

So, how did your meeting with Keith go?

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Mark

Oh it went alright. We talked about the project, played some video games, candle lit dinner with red wine and roses. You know, the usual.

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Richard

Just out of curiosity, in what way is that "usual"?

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Emily

Mark does it all the time. It's very romantic. (cuddles up to MARK)

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RICHARD and MARK lock eyes. MARK looks away, and RICHARD shivers.

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Mark

Oh, hey, Em. Some pals of mine and I are going to go to Euphoria tonight. Wanna come?

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Richard

Isn't that a male strip club?

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MARK glares and RICHARD, then turns back to EMILY.

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EMILY

Nah. Think I might stay in tonight, work on our project. But you have fun tonight.

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Mark

Oh, I will (sees RICHARD watching him) Er, I mean, I might. You never know at these places.

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MARK exits stage right.

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EMILY

Bye sweetie. God, teenage love is so... so... heart pounding.

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Richard

Wouldn't know.

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EMILY

You've never had a girlfriend?

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Richard

Not a one.

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EMILY

That sounds so depressing.

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Richard

It is.

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EMILY

And so... lonely...

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EMILY and RICHARD lock eyes.

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Richard

Like I'm the only one left in the world.

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EMILY

How ever do you rid yourself of all that bent up... energy?

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Richard

I know some techniques.

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RICHARD and EMILY get close together. Go in to kiss. DANNY enters stage right.

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Danny

Hey guys.

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Richard

You know, I don't see a scar anywhere!

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EMILY

I know. My doctor says it healed remarkably fast.

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Richard

Fascinating.

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Danny

What're you guys talking about?

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Richard

Oh, just this scar Emily's had for a year or so.

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EMILY

Healing remarkably.

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Danny

Uh-huh. How did Emily get the scar?

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Richard

She uh-

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EMILY

Well I ran into...

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Richard

Into... a DOOR!

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EMILY

Yes! A door! (looks at DANNY) I... ran into a door.

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Danny

Mm-hmm.

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BELL rings.

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EMILY

Oh, look at the time. I gotta go to class. See you guys later. Maybe I'll see you later tonight Richard?

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Richard

Yep. Just call me if you need my services. Need me! I meant me.

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EMILY exits stage left.

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DANNY looks at RICHARD.

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Richard (CONT'D)

What?

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Danny

I'm not saying anything.

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BOTH exit stage left

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ROBBIE and MAURICE fall out of two lockers.

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robbie

Why the hell do people leave food in their lockers for three months? These things smell disgusting.

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MAURICE is chewing on a snadwich.

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robbie (CONT'D)

Maurice, you didn't have that at the beginning of the stake-out.

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Maurice

I found it in the locker. It's baloney.

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robbie

How old is that?

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Maurice

(takes a bite) I'm guessing... 10 weeks. 3 months tops.

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ROBBIE gags.

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robbie

Oh god that's nasty.

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Maurice

Want a taste?

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robbie

No, I do not want a taste. What is wrong with you? Throw that away.

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MAURICE shrugs and throws the sandwich on the floor to his left.

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robbie (CONT'D)

Now then, where were we?

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Maurice

In those lockers.

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robbie

Right. Did you see that? Emily and Richard almost did the nasty.

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Maurice

Are you sure that was the nasty?

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robbie

Positive. I keep hearing mom and Richard having talks about how he has to stop doing the nasty in his room when we have Aunt May over for dinner.

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Maurice

Really?

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robbie

Yeah. He then came back by saying mom and dad need to stop doing the nasty when they think he's a sleep, but he's not.

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Maurice

Yeah, you're confused. What that was was... (whispers in ROBBIE's ear)

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robbie

Oh, god! How do you know that?

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Maurice

I'm usually awake when Richard is too.

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robbie

Can't sleep?

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Maurice

Don't want to. (smiles)

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robbie

Wait, how do you do the nasty alone?

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Maurice

Well... (whispers)

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ROBBIE looks down, then at his hand, then at MAURICE.

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robbie

Never again. Anyways, I think we should help Emily and Richard get together.

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Maurice (CONT'D)

I like her. She entertains me and my fantasies. (sighs)

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robbie

So, we agree. We play matchmaker?

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Maurice

Indeed.

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Extra 4

Hey, who brought their little broskiis to school?

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robbie

Run!

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Maurice

You'll never catch me alive, copper!

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MAURICE and ROBBIE exit stage right.

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END SCENE.

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CURTAIN RISES.

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EMILY's house, living room. Similar to RICHARD's living room, but with a set of stairs behind the couch, and front door at stage left instead of stage right.

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EMILY is on the couch, bent over the coffee table with a highlighter. There's a knock at the door.

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EMILY

Come in.

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RICHARD enters stage right.

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Richard

Hey.

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EMILY

Hey

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Richard

I came over as soon as I could. Is something wrong with the project?

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EMILY

No, no. I just... I need to talk to you about earlier.

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Richard

Huh. (Sits on couch next to EMILY) I see.

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EMILY

It's just that, I've been feeling lonely recently. Mark doesn't seem interested anymore. He's always hanging with his friends, going to Euphoria, skinny dipping in his pool, having sleepovers. And then here was someone who felt the same for completely different reasons, and I tried to take advantage of that. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

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ACTION PAUSES.

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RICHARD bolts up.

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Richard

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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RICHARD flips the coffee table. He then starts jumping on the couch.

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Richard (CONT'D)

THIS! CAN'T! BE! HAPPENING! TO! ME!

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RICHARD stops. He then puts back the coffee table.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Sorry. Sorry.

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RICHARD sits back down.

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ACTION RESUMES.

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Richard (CONT'D)

It's okay. I feel like maybe I was taking advantage of you.

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EMILY

Good, we got that out of the way. But while you're here, can you help me with something in the project?

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Richard

Sure.

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RICHARD and EMILY get close together and their conversation eventually becomes background noise. MAURICE and ROBBIE poke their heads in stage left.

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robbie

So Maurice, you know the plan, right?

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Maurice

Right.

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robbie

Good. Get in position.

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MAURICE scurries across the stage with a box and hides behind the couch. ROBBIE goes back offstage.

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robbie (CONT'D)

Now where is that electric panel? Oh, there we go.

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Lights go out.

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EMILY

What was that?

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Richard

A power failure. You got any flashlights?

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EMILY

Yeah. I'll be back in a second.

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EMILY goes over to a small dresser, and opens a drawer.

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EMILY (CONT'D)

Weird.

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Richard

What?

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EMILY

I had a whole bunch of flashlights in here earlier today. Where did they go?

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Maurice

(whispering) You don't want to know the answer to that question.

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Richard

Did you hear something?

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EMILY

Nope. (searches drawer) Oh, some candles.

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Richard

Yay. Candles.

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EMILY garbs a handful, and sets them up on the coffee table. She lights them.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Right, where were we?

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EMILY

Well, we were going over the use of this metaphor for the loss of innocence idea.

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Richard

Right. (picks up paper) "Can you feel me now? Oh yes Freddy, you're there". (looks at Emily) How?

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EMILY

I just wanted to hear you say that aloud (smirks)

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Richard

Oh, she's got some fire in her.

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EMILY

I can surprise you with how much fire I've got.

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A violin is heard playing in the background. Behind the couch, MAURICE slowly rises, shown to be playing the violin in question.

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emily (CONT'D)

Well, this has become oddly romantic, hasn't it?

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Richard

Yes, yes it has.

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MAURICE, with an it's-about-to-get-frisky-face, goes back down behind the couch, still playing the violin. RICHARD and EMILY passionately kiss. There's a knock at the door.

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Mark

Em? it's Marky-poo.

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robbie

GODDAMIT! ABORT THE MISSION MAURICE! ABORT!

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MAURICE runs up the stairs, and the lights go back on.

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EMILY

One second Mark!

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EMILY quickly gets up and lets MARK in. DANNY follows.

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Danny

You'll never guess who I ran into coming out of Euphoria.

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Richard

Mark?

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Danny

How'd you know?

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RICHARD facepalms.

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Mark

So, how's the project going?

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EMILY

Oh, it's a little touchy.

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Richard

It is a rather... tender subject.

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Mark

Yeah, ours isn't going so well either. What about yours Danny?

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Danny

Ours is going great. Stephanie thinks I'm an idiot.

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Richard

How is that great?

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Danny

Stephanie only dates idiots.

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Maurice

Is it safe to come downstairs yet Robbie?

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robbie

No, you idiot, can't you hear them talking?

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Maurice

Sorry, I don't speak english.

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Richard

ROBBIIIIIIIIE!!

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DEAN's office. There is a desk and two chairs in front of it. A motivational poster hangs on the back. DEAN is sitting in his chair, laptop open. Sex noises are coming from the laptop. DEAN is touching himself above the pants.

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RICHARD comes in.

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Richard

Sir?

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Laptop

Shove it in there.

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DEAN

Shit. (closes laptop)

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Laptop

Oh yeah!

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DEAN throws the laptop out the window behind him.

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DEAN

Richard! How can I help you?

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Richard

Well, I need some advice.

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DEAN

Isn't that what the guidance counsellor is for?

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Richard

Yeah, but I don't trust him.

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DEAN

Why?

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Richard

He has a blog called ShitTheKidsAtTheSchoolIWorkAtSay.

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DEAN

Great blog.

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Richard

I love it. It's our gossip column. But this a bit of a touchy subject.

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DEAN

I understand. What's up?

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Richard

Let's say I made out with someone who is in a relationship.

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DEAN

You kissed Emily huh?

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Richard

What?

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DEAN

Please. You've had a crush on her for at least 3 years. The guidance counselors blog is really juicy.

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Richard

Anyways. What should I do? Do I say it was a mistake and move on. Or do I continue our little affair? DO I tell the boyfriend-

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DEAN

Mark.

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Richard

Right... Do I tell Mark? What do I do?

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DEAN is quiet.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Well?

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DEAN

I have absolutely no fucking idea.

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Richard

Huh. Well, this has been helpful.

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DEAN

Look, I'm sorry, but you interrupted my happy time. Now all I can think about is dirty Dixie out on the grass behind me.

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RICHARD gets up.

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Richard

Sorry for wasting your time.

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RICHARD leaves.

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DEAN

Okay, gotta tweet this.

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DEAN is tapping on phone.

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DEAN (CONT'D)

Well 140 characters isn't gonna cover it, asshole.

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APRIL walks in.

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April

Sir?

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DEAN

What?

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April

I was wondering if I could talk to you about switching partners for my project.

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DEAN

April, we've already talked about this. You cannot trade Tommy.

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April

Can I refund him?

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DEAN

April...

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April

I just don't want to work with that oaf. He's so closed-minded and brutish and... and... kinda handsome... and brutish... and... and...

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DEAN

April? Are you having an aneurysm?

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April

I gotta go.

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APRIL dashes out of DEAN's office.

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DEAN

Finally.

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EMILY opens the door.

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EMILY

Sir-

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DEAN

OH COME ON! I'M NOT THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR!

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EMILY

I... I just had a question.

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DEAN

Right, right... about whether or not to tell Mark about kissing Richard.

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emily

No, actually, it was about the due date of the assignment.

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DEAN

Oh...

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EMILY

But while we're on the subject.

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DEAN

Damn...

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DANNY's house. Almost exact same as EMILY and RICHARDs houses, but with a door instead of stairs. DANNY is sitting on his chair nervously. There's a knock on the door behind him.

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DANny

Coming!

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DANNY gets up and skips around to the door, and opens it. STEPHANIE is standing there, obviously annoyed.

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Stephanie

Stephanie is here.

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Danny

Hello my queen.

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STEPHANIE enters the room.

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Stephanie

Stephanie wants to get this done prontomediately. Stephanie is missing PLL.

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Danny

Isn't that a show from the summer line-up?

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Stephanie

It's a rerun.

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DANNY sits down on couch next to STEPHANIE.

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Stephanie (CONT'D)

What did you want to ask Stephanie's help for?

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Danny

It's not so much for your help.

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Stephanie

Then Stephanie is leaving.

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STEPHANIE gets up.

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Danny

Will you go out with me?

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STEPHANIE turns and looks at DANNY.

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Stephanie (CONT'D)

What did you just ask Stephanie?

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Danny

Will. you. Go. Out. With. Me.

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Stephanie

Why?

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Danny

You, Stephanie, are the most beautiful creature on this wretched earth.

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Stephanie

Stephanie is flattered. But Stephanie's answer is no.

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Danny

Did I mention my mom works at Gucci with a 15% discount?

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STEPHANIE stops dead in her tracks.

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Stephanie

Go on.

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Danny

If you go out with me, I will let you use the discount once.

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Stephanie

Stephanie's never able to get to Gucci when Gucci's on sale. Stephanie won't have to buy at full-price.

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STEPHANIE turns to look DANNY full on.

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Stephanie (CONT'D)

Stephanie accepts.

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STEPHANIE puts out her hand to shake DANNY's. Danny shakes.

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Stephanie (CONT'D)

When will Stephanie be going out on this date?

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Danny

Uhh, I don't know yet.

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STEPHANIE facepalms as DANNY shrugs.

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Small, smoky room. TOMMY, KEITH and MARK are sitting around a table, playing poker and smoking cigars.

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TOMMY coughs.

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TOmmy

Keith, why do you always have to bring out the cigars when we play at your place?

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Mark

Oh, I don't mind. (starts moving the cigar in and out of his mouth) I kinda like having things in my mouth.

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TOMMY and KEITH look at MARK, then at each other.

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Keith

That's what she said.

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TOmmy

Ten-year old humor. Always the best.

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Keith

What's wrong with you recently? You've been acting strangely since that football game a few weeks ago.

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Mark

Yeah, the one where we ran into the stereotypical drug dealer that never has a line.

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keith

Yeah, you're right.

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Mark

You... you aren't doing drugs are you?

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TOmmy

What? Don't be ridiculous. (inhales loudly) Besides, you know drugs would get me kicked off the team.

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Keith

What about steroids?

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TOMMY looks at KEITH.

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TOmmy

I'm not doing drugs.

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Keith

I'm just saying...

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TOmmy

I'M NOT! Doing DRUGS!

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Keith

Okay, you're not doing drugs. Now can we play cards?

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TOMMY looks at his cards. KEITH mouths to MARK "Steroids". Both nod.

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Mark

Anyways, I think I might have a big party at my place over the weekend. You know, whole school thing. Kegs. Orgy upstairs. That sort of thing.

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TOmmy

Oh? Who're you inviting?

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Mark

Here's a list.

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TOmmy

Mark, you're ratios are all whacked. The only girl going is Emily. What type of orgy would you be expecting to get with one girl?

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Silence.

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Mark

Oh, right. Yeah, that would've been... awkward...

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TOmmy

Let me just, throw in some girls. Let's see... Stephanie... Obnoxious Laugher... Extra who stares at Mark's ass... Head Cheerleader... Dated everyone... Angry Lesbian... Lightweight with Balance Problems... April...

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Keith

Whoa, whoa... April?

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TOmmy

Yeah. She's kinda cool.

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Keith

No.

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TOmmy

What?

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Keith

I refuse. No. Not on my watch.

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TOmmy

What's gotten into you?

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Keith

Into me? What's gotten into you? Just last week you were making fun of her black lipstick. Now you wanna make out with it.

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TOmmy

Are you calling April an it?

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Keith

No, the lipstick. The point is, you're changing. And I don't like it.

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TOmmy

Well, April is coming, and that's that.

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Keith

Fine!

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TOmmy

Fine!

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Silence.

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TOmmy (CONT'D)

And I do not want to make out with her lipstick.

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Keith

Whatever.

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Silence.

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Mark

You guys are being a bunch of girls.

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TOMMY and KEITH turn and look at MARK. Curtains close

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Curtains rise

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The school hallway, empty. Bell rings. DANNY and RICHARD enter stage left.

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Danny

(chanting) I've got a date with Stephanie. I've got a date with Stephanie. Richard is the other woman, and I've got a date with Stephanie.

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Richard

Danny, I swear, I'm going to kill you and hide your body in the woods if you don't shut the hell up.

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Danny

Well you are.

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Richard

I am NOT the other woman. For that to be true, I would have to BE a woman.

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Danny

Huh... I've been logic'd.

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Richard

Must be Friday.

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DANNY turns and looks at RICHARD, glares. EMILY enters stage right with MARK.

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Mark

Hey boys.

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Danny

Oh, look it's -

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RICHARD takes DANNY and covers his mouth. He then whispers into DANNY's ear.

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Richard

(whispering) You say one word, and those Playboys in my basement are either being set on fire, or being donated to an orphanage. Nod if you understand.

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DANNY nods.

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Richard (CONT'D)

(whispering) Good boy!

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RICHARD releases DANNY.

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Richard (CONT'D)

Hey Mark. (pause) Emily.

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EMILY

Richard.

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Danny

DANNY!

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EVERYBODY turns and looks at DANNY.

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Danny (CONT'D)

I was feeling left out.

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Mark

Anyway... I'm having a party at my place this Saturday and was wondering if you guys were interested.

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Danny

What type of party?

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MArk

Oh, just a stereotypical high school kegger. Sex, alcohol and betrayal, all in one climactic finale.

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Danny

Huh. Count me in.

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EMILY

Will you be coming, Richard?

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Richard

Oh, I don't know. I think I might have something.

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Mark

Oh, but you simply must come. I can't not have you there.

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Richard

Huh... I guess I'll see what I can do.

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Mark

Excellent. Anyways, I gotta go. I'll see you guys later. Love ya, babe.

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MARK kisses EMILY on the cheek, and walks off stage left.

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Danny

I, um, I gotta go too. I gotta go... pick my nose...

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DANNY walks off stage left, giving thumbs up to RICHARD behind EMILY's back.

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Richard

So... what do we do now?

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Emily

I... I don't know.

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Richard

What we're doing is really bad.

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EMILY

Yes... yes it is... and I think we need to stop.

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Richard

I agree.

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Emily

I'm breaking up with Mark this Saturday. At the party.

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Richard

Wait, what?

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EMILY

He deserves better.

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Richard

Em.. you are the best there is.

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EMILY

Not if I'm a cheater.

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EMILY starts to cry.

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EMILY

I'm a terrible person...

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Richard

No, no. (Hugs Emily) It's okay.

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Emily

I need to break-up with him. For his sake.

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Richard

Okay... okay. It'll all be fine.

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Mark's House, party. Lots of extras, and every single character but RICHARD is milling about. ROBBIE and MAURICE are hidden on the stairs.

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RICHARD enters house, stage left. DANNY walks up to him.

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Danny

Hey, great party, right.