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EXT.SPACE SCHOOL Last edited by ClassOfMrChris, on 10/20/2013. 0 comments. More scene info.

EXT. SPACE SCHOOL

ClassOfMrChris - on 10/20/2013

Pavo has been jamming out to Technotronic's Pump Up The Jams as he dances his way to the helm.

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PAVO

Pump It, Pump It, Pump It, Pump it up!

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ARA

Smooth moves, Pavo. I see you've mastered the art of classical dance!

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The helmsmen snicker at his expense.

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PAVO

Yes people, it is true that I am wrapt within the angelic sound of 1990's techno music. You may snicker all you wish, but I warn you all, I will defend my refined tastes tooth-and-nail.

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CYGNUS

Who's snickering? I don't think any of us have any idea what you're babbling about, Pavo!

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PAVO

You're kidding, right!? Ace of Base! The Real McCoy!? TECHNOTRONIC!?

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ARA

What!?

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PAVO

Not, what! Who!? These are names of electronic madmen of music! They created a genre with nothing more than a backbeat, a synth, and a crowd of adoring fans! Oh, how I wish I could have been there among them!

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CYGNUS

We'll just have to take your word for it.

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PAVO

No, unacceptable. Being the kind, generous young man I am, you will all receive playlists on your cloud as soon we pass the next info-hub.

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ARA

Speaking of hub, we just received a transmission from home regarding our next mission! We're to stop off at Voltaic and pick up supplies!

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PAVO

We're connected!? Thank the stars! I've been waiting for a week to access the newest issue of Stellar Fashions Magazine! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I am most humbled by this moment!

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ARA

I'm so glad to hear it, because you know what? Resupplying means shopping! Whose the best shopper in school!?

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PAVO

Pavo Winfrey, of course! Class, Snaz, Price, Pizzaz; These are the four basics of shopping, AND the phrases that don the Winfrey Family Crest, if you can believe that! I’ll be happy to head up this mission, sir! Let’s assemble a crack team! I’m going to need the best of the best!

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CYGNUS

Who were you thinking, sir?

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ARA

Who was I thinking, good question... I was just going to send a few Chicken Handlers down with the man. It’s a simple job, really.

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PAVO

Chicken Handlers!? Well, that simply won’t do! Sir, with all due respect, I’ve seen what those people are like, and if we’re going to get excellence in bargains, I can’t be babysitting a bunch of feather-riddled bourgeois who spend all their time with the ship's fowl! I need people who look like they don’t need or want the stuff the peddlers will be trying to selling us!

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CYGNUS

I don’t really need or want anything right now, so I don’t mind going.

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PAVO

Fine. And I need another. How about Triangulum? I had a run-in with that one a few days ago, and I liked her attitude.

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ARA

I’ll check her schedule and position her to join you both. Remember, we have a small budget for things like clothes, upgrades, and toiletries, so be sure to spend wisely, and with a budget in mind.

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PAVO

Price is one of the four words in the Winfrey Motto. You may not know this about me yet, but I’ve earned the nickname Couponing-Curr from more than a few of the select high-end retailers in the Universe.

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CYGNUS

That doesn’t sound like a very nice thing to be called...

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PAVO

I don’t need compliments. Trust me, by the end of this, we’ll have these guys paying US! I’m THAT good.

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ARA

I knew you’d be the right man for the job, Pavo, I’m glad to have you with us. It looks like Tree is free after 6pm. I need you both to be ready by then for beam-down.

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INT. TELEPORTATION PAD

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Tree, Pavo, and Cygnus are prepared to beam down while standing on the ship’s teleportation pad. As they beam down, it is done in the classic 50’s horror movie style. They slowly levitate towards the planet in a beam of light.

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CYGNUS

Whoooah!

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Music is uproariously playing all over the lit up planet. There is narry a speck of darkness on Voltaic. Pavo is amazed with excitement! They’re playing his tunes!

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PAVO

Wait a minute!!! Time marked with a bass drum on each quarter note pulse. A backbeat played by a clap on the second and fourth pulses of the bar!! An open hi-hat sounding every second eighth note!!! THE TEMPO IS APPROXIMATELY 130 BPM! IT’S TECHNO MUSIC!!!

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Pavo rushes in to the nearest store, finding the latest technology stocking the shelves: The Mind’s Eye. This device can instantly sync up with the user’s immediate emotion. Want to hear a song that soothes you’re woes? Or, maybe you’re ready for a night on the town, but can’t seem to get amped-up! Let the Mind’s Eye do it for you! Now, only $599.00!

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EXETOL, THE SHOPKEEP

Welcome, welcome kids! How may I help you? No! Let me guess! You’re here to purchase a Gigaduster! Get’s your Saturday chores done with the push of a button, and it’s whisper quiet! Shh! Mom will never know! No, no, that’s not the gadget for you, you need a Holo-Doppler! Create’s a flawless projection of it’s user, perhaps to sit in during class while you’re back home, playing all those vidya games you kids love so much! Right!? Am I right!?

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CYGNUS

Wow! Both of those sound great! We’ll take ‘em!

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TREE

Cygnus, what are you doing!? No!

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PAVO

No! That’s right! Bad, Cadet! Tree, kindly take him to an area away from the shop-keeps. 3 minutes in to the mission and he’s already burned a hole through his pocket. Anyway, business person, my friends and I are here seeking wares for our expedition. I’m looking for the most exotic fashion store, where would I go?

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EXETOL, THE SHOPKEEP

Ah, so it’s fashions you seek! Well, young man, you’ll never find styles more constantly cutting-edge than those you’ll find on Planet Voltaic! I’m sure you saw from the endless light displays sprawling in every direction, Voltaic is alive with culture! You may go to buy the latest, greatest sweater one minute, and before you can blink, a newer, better one has been crafted from finer materials! That’s the type of boundless rivalry between artists and designers that makes Voltaic’s economy so strong!

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PAVO

It sounds like the place that dreams are made of! I feel like I’ve fallen asleep in to a wonderful dream land that caters to my every desire!

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TREE

Hey, Pavo! I think we should try to get in and out as soon as possible. Cygnus has been starring at the ad’s on the screens and he’s losing it!

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Pavo

Losing it!? What are you talking about!?

ClassOfMrChris - on 12/19/2013

Tree

He's turned all zombie-like, he just stands there swaying and gawking at the screens.

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PAVO

Right, okay then, saddle up.

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TREE

Pardon?

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PAVO

Prop him on your back and let’s go.

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TREE

Are you implying I’m a pack-mule, Pavo? Because if you are implying that I’m a pack-mule, you may start finding more and more rotten vegetables in your dinner salads. I AM quality control for the ship's Garden, you know.

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PAVO

Oh, Tree! Silly me! I really must work on my choice of words when it comes to you, dear girl. What I meant to say was, “Would you be a lamb and agree to hoist Cygnus here on to your back and act as his transport?” Thank you.

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TREE

Grrrr...

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Tree picks up the zombified Cygnus and takes him as far as the shop’s door, and as soon as they hit the “fresh” air, Cygnus snaps out of it!

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CYGNUS

Hey! What the!?

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TREE

Oh, good! You’re awake!

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She drops him down off her back as she and Pavo continue forward.

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Cygnus

Hey, guys! Wait up!

ClassOfMrChris - on 12/19/2013

Cygnus runs after the slightly irritable duo, Pavo and Tree.

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Ext. Voltaic Bazaar

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Glooguh's Bait Shopkeep

BAIT! FRESH BAIT FOR ALL YOUR HUNTING NEEDS!!! WE'VE GOT BAIT FOR CATCHING DRUBABIRDS! NEED TO ENSNARE A GARGANTULANTRA!? NO PROBLEM! WE HAVE THE BAIT FOR THAT!

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Whirly-Gaga Shopkeep

WhooOOOoaAH! Look at it fly! It flies and twirls and spins right towards freedom! Flying and flying until it finds it's way among the stars!

ClassOfMrChris - on 12/19/2013