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YIP Last edited by LordProblematic, a year ago. 0 comments. More scene info.

int. Coffee shop - evening

A man and woman sit at a table in the corner, arguing. TEMMIE, 64, thick, luscious, black hair is eating a croissant. HAIELELELELELEY, 267, vampire, a pile of possibly sentient ash.

TEMMIE

(visibly mad, blowing smoke out of nose, holding a cigarette) Any idea on where we will put the body this time? Our old spot is full enough.

HAIELELELELELEY

(shows no emotion because she's literally a pile of ash, though she is clearly thinking very hard)

TEMMIE

(very loudly.) Well, woman?

Some people look over at him with raised eye brows.

A waiter, SAM, 99 with a walking stick. Approaches the table. Bumps a few tables and chairs with his stick on the way.

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Sam

(Stands beside Temmie. Speaks with a southern accent) Hello, My name is Sam. I'll be your waiter today. What would you like to drink?

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Sam gets impatient. And swings his stick, nonchalantly hits several people with his stick.

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temmie

(Raises his eyebrow and leans to the side to dodge the stick) Watch yourself.

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Sam nods but still swings his stick again. This time he swipes the pile of ashes.

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temmie (CONT'D)

(Stands up slowly and glares at sam. He walks over to the slightly rustled pile of ashes) I told you to watch it. Don't mess with Haieleleleleley!

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Sam

(Takes a step back, keeping his stick steady.) I wasn't aware that you had company. My apologizes. I didn't mean to hit the lady.

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temmie

(Grunts angrily and shouts at Sam.) No. You are scattering her ashes, you fool!

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Sam tilts his head and blinks slowly a few times.

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Sam

Ashes? Sir you brought ashes into a coffee shop? I'm not sure that allowed or healthy in any way what so ever.

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Temmie

I don't not care what you think! You are here to serve me and Haieleleleleley. Do your job correctly and quit swinging that damned stick before I break it!

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Sam

(Sighs and nods, step forward. He forces a smile) What would you like to drink?

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Temmie

(tries to fix the ash pile, uses his hands to organize it into a neat pile again) It's alright Haieleleleleley. And I would like a coffee. Black. I enjoy bitter things like death and cigarettes.

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Temmie grabs his cigarette from the ashtray on the table and puts it out on Sam's walking stick.

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Sam

I'll go get that coffee. Wait what did you just do?

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Temmie

(gruffly) Think nothing of it. Get my damn coffee.

Sam

(Mumbles to himself) Crazy old fool

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Sam walks away.

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Temmie

(Huffs and gently pats the pile of ashes) Don't get upset, I can kill him later.

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Some one looks over with wide eyes and dials something on his phone.

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Temmie (CONT'D)

Or maybe it can wait a day. I have to deal with the other body first. You still didn't give your opinion on where we should hide it. The old spot is too full for me to dig another hole.

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A woman quickly picks up her child and leaves the shop despite the child's crying.

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Temmie (CONT'D)

(Glares at the pile of ashes) Woman! Would it kill you to answer me!

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Temmie huffs and kicks her chair. Sending some of the ashes to the floor. A few people flinch in fear. Sirens can be heard in the background.

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Temmie (CONT'D)

(He sits back down in his chair and lights another cigarette) You are always like this.

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A few policemen enter the coffee shop. Guns out, as they approach Temmie. One female officer steps forward, JOHNSON is on her name tag.

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Johnson

Sir. You need to come with us.

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Temmie

(Shakes his head) NO. Go bother someone else.

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Jonhson

Sir. Get up and put your hands up. I will not ask you again!

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Temmie

(Flicks his lit cigarette at her and stands up) I am just here to enjoy some coffee!

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Johnson moves out of the way and steps on the cigarette as it lands on the floor to put it out. She tackles Temmie and forces his arms behind his back and cuffs his hands. The other officers step forward to help her.

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Temmie (CONT'D)

I haven't done anything! It was all her!

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Johnson shakes her head, as they drag Temmie out of the shop and towards their cop car. Everyone rushes out of the shop to watch. The pile of ashes moves slightly and laughs. When everyone enters the coffee shop again. The ashes are gone.

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