Project Type: Not Yet Specified.
This project's owner invites everyone to work on this project! Collaboration-ville or bust!
Will not cause unconsciousness, fever, headache, muscle pain, gout, mange, bleeding of the gums, Athlete's Foot, hemorrhoids, herrhoids, fleas, ticks, aphids, wild animal attacks, malware, spyware, reboots, hiking boots, mysterious stains, underbite, overbite, vampire bites, or death. If you have a beer lasting more than four hours, please visit a bartender.
JUST some BEER?!
(looks at label) Oh, I see...
GENERIC GUY walks into the store, directly towards the back where the beer coolers reside. He opens the cooler door and reaches for a case of beer labeled "GENERIC LITE." Enter ANNOUNCER from the side.