Project Type: Television
This project's owner invites everyone to work on this project! Collaboration-ville or bust!
REG (het up)
Two words for you, Gordon: motive and opportunity. You’ve got motive. You’re always moaning about poor Kevin--
Since arriving in Little Numpty I’ve been so busy, getting to know the village and meeting some of you Parishioners. I apologise to those whom I have not had the pleasure of speaking with yet, but must say so far I have met some
(searches for an appropriate phrase) colourful and interesting characters. I think I am rather going to like it here with all you Numpties. To cement our new friendship I think we should all sing a song together… (gets his guitar, places it over his shoulder)You should all know this one!
REG, trying NOT TO PANIC, is rattling a pastic tupperware container of CHICKEN FEED, SEARCHING.