This is a script based on The Office's Michael Scott's script. While the whole script is never given, I've filled in what they gave and created the rest as best I could from what we hear of "Michael Scarn," Scott's famed improv character.
Project Type: Feature Film (Two hours)
This project's owner invites everyone to work on this project! Collaboration-ville or bust!
Catherine Zeta-Jones! Didn't I tell you to knock!?
Unharmed, covered in copious amounts of gore, samuel approaches the remains of what used to be the guard and picks up a rectangular white key card.
My plan is called "Whack it Off."