Sean, Kevin, and David (playing themselves) are three friends who generally trust each other. However, it soon becomes apparent to Kevin and David that Sean covets Kevin's beard with an extreme passion. Disgusted by this, Kevin shaves off his beard out of spite. In retaliation, Sean kidnaps Kevin and refuses to let him leave his house until his beard is fully regrown. Days pass, and eventually David breaks into Sean's house and wrests Kevin from Sean's evil clutches, stating that he has learned the most important lesson of all: respect for the man behind the beard, and not the beard itself.