MADDI
Ok...So there was this man... And one day he met this woman. They decided that they loved each other very much and they should get married and have a little girl. And there was this other couple who decided the same thing, but they had a boy. And for some reason, for some strange cosmic coincidence, they moved next to each other and this boy and girl became best friends... And then they became potheads. Now get down here and smoke this blunt with me before I drag your lazy ass out of bed and get sassier than you've ever seen me.