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Quick pitch

A comedy satirizing the adult film industry, aliens and the department of defense.

A former engineering student at Cal Tech takes a job as the webmaster of an adult site after being expelled for school for illegal downloading. Hijacking a decommissioned department of defense satellite, the ex-student accidentally broadcasts an adult film into outer space, which is intercepted by two bumbling aliens who mistake the film as religious. Hoping to capitalize on their finding, the aliens travel to earth to kidnap the porn stars in the film. Meanwhile, the department of defense is trying to capture the person who hacked the satellite. Its a race against time as the ex-student tries to save his co-workers while evading government agents.

Project Type: Feature Film (Two hours)

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stefano added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 08/28/2008. stefano made 48 other changes. more
COLONEL SANDERS
(from the floor, off camera)
What the f...?
stefano edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 08/28/2008. stefano made 6 other changes. more
CHAD
Well, I was just about to leave when I noticed that your computer was asking for a password and I got it on the first try. I knew you were a dirty guy!
stefano added an action in "This is your first scene." on 08/26/2008. stefano made 5 other changes. more
MARK hangs up in frustration. He starts banging on keys on the computer but there is no response. He starts grabbing papers and putting them into a garbage bag.
stefano added an action in "This is your first scene." on 08/25/2008. stefano made 16 other changes. more
MARK has woken up. His hair is messy and his clothes are wrinkled. MARK is wide-eyed and staring at the computer screen
stefano edited an action in "This is your first scene." on 08/24/2008. stefano made 141 other changes. more
M/S of L-RON and HUBBARD sitting on a white couch zoning out while watching the television which is turned away from the camera. On the top of the television is what looks to be a antenna. L-RON and HUBBARD are dressed in matching costumes like the ones worn in the tv series LOST IN SPACE. They both have funny domes on their head with randomly blinking lights. CUT TO image on television of another alien giving a lecture in XENU, standing in front of the Scientology logo. CUT TO M/S of L-RON and HUBBARD on the couch.
 

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