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Peanut Butter Ghost Job Last edited by Lonelydonair, on 06/28/2011. 0 comments. More scene info.

INT.Living room of a modest apartment - Eve

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A young couple sit on their couch watching television. They are sitting far apart from each other, when the woman draws closer to him, the man doesn't engage her, staring away, fixated on the T.V. screen. The girl, although upset, is diligent, and continues to try and coax affection out of him. She begins to speak playfully.

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Girl (Becca)

Heeey. C'mon now. Pay attention to me.

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Guy (Mike)

I am. I know you're here, aware of your presence. We're watching a movie though. If I paid more attention to you then the movie would feel left out.

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B

That doesn't mean you can't touch me! Just put your arm around me, hand on my leg, that kind of stuff.

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M

But every time I put my arm around you, you nuzzle in like a nesting fox and put my arm to sleep and I feel bad moving it because you always give me that grumpy face when I wake you up.

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B

WHAT GRUMPY FACE?!

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The shot cuts to Becca making a grumpy face.

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M

That one, right there. That's the face. Just, less animated.

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Becca moves away from Mike. She is now clearly upset and her body language says she is in an aggressive mood. She is turned towards him with her legs up on the couch, and begins to speak.

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b

So, what you're saying is that you think I am some wild animal who is just laying against you for warmth? Well I am sorry for making you feel so uncomfortable.

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Mike, seeing he is in trouble tries to make like of the situation

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m

I DID say you were a Fox....

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Becca cracks a smile, but is still troubled by what is going on. She takes a less aggressive pose and leans with her head resting on her hand.

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B

Seriously though, what happened to us? You used to not be able to keep your hands off of me, and now I'm lucky if I can get you to cuddle with me while we're watching this stupid movie.

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Mike gets offended.

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M

HEY! This is not a stupid movie! I love this movie! What's wrong with wanting to watch a movie? I can't be thinking about "Doing it to you" all the time. If I did I would be walking around with some weird mega boner all the time... I would probably be wearing sweatpants too, just to show it off, because I would get all weird if I had a boner all the time.

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b

Yeah, alright, but do you remember the time we went to the Zellers restaurant as a joke and I played footsies with your tacklebox and you were so into it we ended up having sex in the discount fabric store in the back on a giant roll of foam?! What happened to those times? Why don't we want each other the way we did then?

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Mike, feeling bad about what she said brings Becca close and puts his arm around her.

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M

I don't know Becca. I mean I still love you, and I still think you are as hot as you ever were, hotter even! but.... you know. As time goes on, things get a little... routine. I mean...

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Becca looks up at him with a scowl.

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m (CONT'D)

Shit.

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Becca begins to speak, as she does you can tell she's beginning to cry.

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B

I knew it! I knew it! We're a stale old couple and our genitals are going to whither and dry and we're gonna end up having sex once a month at a scheduled time and we're both gonna hate it!

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Mike is trying to empathize with her, even though he kind of feels she is overreacting.

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M

Oh c'mon. It doesn't have to be like that. I'm sure it'll change soon. It goes up and down, like a wave.

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Mike does the wave motion

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m (CONT'D)

Please don't worry about it. Just think. What do you think would work?

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Becca comes around and thinks for a second. She appears to have an eureka moment.

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B

Well! We could try being a little more kinky in the bed room? I mean... I have some things I'd like to try, and I am sure there must be things you're into... Right?

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Mike appears a little apprehensive.

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M

Iiiii don't know. Once we start doing that who knows where we'll stop. It'll end up with you being fucked by some guy named Rufus while I stand in the closet and stare through a cut out and force myself to cry three times before I cum.

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Becca stares blankly at Mike.

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M (CONT'D)

Or you know, something like that....

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Becca insists on pushing the issue.

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b

Seriously though! I think it'd be fun! I mean we could try your thing, and we could try my thing... If those things aren't our things then we could try different things.

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Mike begins to sing song

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M

Then my things are your things and my things are your things and the moooooore we get together the happier we'll be.

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Becca continues to prod playfully, she climbs on top of him.

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B

C'mon. Tell me your thing. Tell me what you're into, tell me your deepest... darkest... fantasy.

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Mike is not playing her game.

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M

No! I won't break, I don't think we should do that. I'm weird. I'm a weird guy who likes weird things. You're a sweet girl who wears an article of clothing that is pink 6/7 days of the week. We're not into the same things.

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Becca breaks.

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B

Hang on a minute. We're into different things? I'm dating you aren't I? We've been together for how long? I could be into weird shit too you know, you just have to open up to me! Let me be your partner. If it makes you feel better, we can do mine first, but then we HAVE to do yours. Deal?

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Mike accepts with a solemn breath and a nod. The scene cuts the bedroom where Becca is on her hands and knees on the bed. Mike is just finishing spanking her. They are both having a good time and she turns around and is on her knees as Mike is standing next to her. She puts his hands on his chest and begins to speak.

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int. Bedroom - eve

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B

SEE! I knew that was going to be fun. Now. Your turn.

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Mike tries to steer the activities towards sex, he pushes her down on the bed and falls down beside her and draws her close.

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M

No! Let's just have sex, I was so into that. You were right! We're not into different things! We are into the same things. No need to worry about me.

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Becca grabs Mikes balls (off camera) and begins to speak slowly and firmly.

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B

I. Want. To. Know. What. Your. Thing. Is.

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Mike quickly folds and agrees to tell her.

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M

OKAY!...... Have you ever heard of a PBGJ?

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Becca looks confused and repeats the phrase PBGJ.

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Mike quickly folds and agrees to tell her.

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The scene cuts away and is brought back late on in the bedroom. It is a close up of Mike's face and as it pans out you can see Becca is dressed up as a classic "Ghost" and she is moving a jar of peanut butter up and down above Mike's crotch. Mike is clearly having the time of his life. Becca begins to slow and puts the jar of peanut butter to rest on the top of his crotch. She starts speaking, shocked but very matter of fact.

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B

Peanut Butter Ghost Job hey.....

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She pauses for comedic timing.

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B (CONT'D)

Yeah... Maybe we are into different things.

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