Amy

Hey, Bree?

Bree

Yeah, Amy?

amy

I'm fun, right?

Bree

Yeah, I guess so.

Amy

How?

Bree

You're unintentionally funny

Amy

That'ts not being fun. That's being stupid. There's nothing fun about me.

Bree

Why do you care so much about being fun all of a sudden?

Amy

I'm dying...

Bree

What?

Amy

WE're all dying. Each and everyday is another day close to our demise.

Bree

That's pretty dark.

Amy

I'm serious. I've been thinking... I haven't done anything fun with my life. Nothing adventurous, enduring or even remotely interesting. Everyday is like the other. Everyday, I'm thinking about college, bills, rent and gas money. I haven't had fun.

bree

Haven't you been to Disneyland?

Amy

Yeah, but I didn't have fun. I fell asleep on Its a Small World.

Bree

Oh, I remember. Why is this all hitting you now?

Amy

We're turning 18 this year and look at us reading these blocks of books while we should be shopping and gawking at guys.

bree

That's what I've been trying to tell you since puberty.

Amy

Maybe its time for me to change myself. Turn myself into a proper 17 year old. I mean, how great have we got it? Free meals at home, free cable, free showers and free rides. I mean, our parents practically do everything for us. I need a change.

Bree

Then will this new Amy like to accompany me to a party tomorrow and ditch our library day?

Amy

Actually, I have something better in mind.

Bree

*mocking her* Something that will preserve your youth?

Amy

Precisely.