PuppetTelevision.com: Chino's Home Planet Pupbot
I'm from the planet PupBot which was invaded by what you commonly refer to as "pigeons". Let me tell you, they are filthy, dirty, immoral, indecent and smutty. And they come in thousands, if not hundreds. At night, when I try to "sleep", just the sound of a slight "Koo koo" is enough to make me morph into my alter ego, KILLERTRON! Just kidding.
"It's your job to create what is happening to my planet as I study these Pigeons on your home planet earth!"