Dev
What the fuck do you want? I told you to stop calling me. (pause) What makes you think I'm gonna pick up on the 7th time? (pause) Yeah well i picked up this time to tell you that i'm not gonna pick up. (pause) After this. (pause) We're broken up! We've been broken up! For 6 fucking months now. Look, I'm over everything. I'm over your shit. I'm over the drama. Over those fantastic blow-jobs. Those...voluptuous breasts. That tremendous ass. OVER THEM! FUUUUUCK!
Narrator
The bitch that I was talking to on the phone? Yeah, she doesn't love me. About 7 months ago i found out she was cheating on me. What a cunt. And now that bitch wants me back? The audacity! She can see that all these girls are on my sack and so she wants to come strolling back to get some D. Well guess what? She's not getting any.