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Ceara inserted an action in "This is your first scene." a year ago. Ceara made 47 other changes.
Ceara inserted an action in "This is your first scene." a year ago [view]
Elizabeth exits.
Ceara edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." a year ago [view]
elizabeth
You know what? I tried. But none of you are taking this seriously. Enjoy boning each other, ya weirdos!
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BLANCH raises hand
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elizabeth
Okay, okay! Sure, those are all somewhat viable answers I guess..so I'll give you each a tally mark
Ceara edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." a year ago [view]
Elizabeth
I'm here to play a fun quiz game with you...if you answer questions correctly, you'll get a tally mark which corresponds with prizes! Fun right?
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Bob
What? Why is 4 o'clock cribbage canceled?
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elizabeth (CONT'D)
Hello everyone! My name is Elisabeth Rafferty. I've been brought in to speak with you about safe sex practices because...well, your retirement community has the STD rate in the country.
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blanch (to carol)
have you really had sex with Ted Cruz?
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carol
No, it's having sex with ted cruz while eating smoked salmon off of his back
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blanch (to carol)
have you really had sex with tom cruise?
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elizabeth
You know what? I tried. But none of you are taking this seriously. Enjoy boning each other into the afterlife!
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dolly
No, it's having sex with ted cruz while eating smoked salmon off of his back
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carol
the Nova Scotia cruise line?
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bob
the pension plan. it's where you spend your whole pension on strippers
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blanch
it's where you have sex under a Denny's diner table at 4 pm.
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blanch
the early bird special
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elizabeth
What are some safe sex positions for individuals over 85 years old?
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Silence.
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elizabeth
Just answer this one last question honestly and then I'll leave, okay?
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elizabeth
I'm from Pennsylvania..but anyway, look, I'm just here to teach you all a little bit about safe sex practices for the elderly.
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elizabeth
You know I'd expect you all to take this a little more seriously, Sands of Time has the highest--
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carol
I could communicate that since retirement, I've been more into women, but he can bone me so long as he lets me borrow his golf cart for the weekend.
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blanche
I could communicate that I would prefer that he put his pecker in my mouth
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Elizabeth
Alright! Wow! You are a feisty crew. Let's, uh, move on. This one is for the women. If you don't feel like having sex with a man, what are some options of communication to express that you are not interested?
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elizabeth
Okay, okay! Sure those are all somewhat viable answers I guess..so I'll give you each a tally mark
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blanch
Throwing your husband in the ocean.
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jerry
Getting your tubes tied then untied then tied then untied until you've got a whole cat's cradle situation going on.
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carol
losing your husband at a farmer's market in 2008 and never finding him again.
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Jerry
We can't play cribbage because Blanch threw all the cribbage boards in the ocean last week.
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Bob
Why are you here? Why is 4 o'clock cribbage canceled?
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elizabeth
Ok. What is your first line of defense against pregnancy?
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silence.
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Elizabeth
Look, I'm here because you old people won't stop boning all the time. We're going to play a fun quiz game...if you answer questions correctly, you'll get a tally mark which corresponds with prizes!
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joey
We can't play cribbage because Blanch threw all the cribbage boards in the ocean last week.
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bryan
Why are you here? Why is 4 o'clock cribbage canceled?
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joey
We can't play cribbage, Blanch threw all the cribbage boards in the ocean last week.
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bryan
We normally play cribbage right now
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elizabeth (CONT'D)
Hello everyone! My name is Elisabeth Rafferty. I've been brought in to speak about safe sex practices because...well, your retirement community has the STD rate in the country.
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blanch
I don't like losing.
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Blanch shrugs
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joey
Because Blanche threw away all of the cribbage boards in the ocean last Thursday
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griffin
Why's cribbage canceled?
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joey
Hello everyone! Settle in, apparently we have some special programming today in lieu of 4 pm Cribbage
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None of the old people clap. Elizabeth enters.
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dolly
Anyway, today we've brought in someone new. This is her first time to Naples, Florida but she travels all around the country teaching workshops and seminars, please put your hands together for Elizabeth Parker
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Elizabeth
Hello everyone! I'm so happy to be here in your community today. Show of hands, who is familiar with my work?
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No one raises a hand.
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