alice read too much mark twain, and derek can't read alice's mind.
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This project's owner does not want any help.
She puts her purse on the counter like it was some cumbersome sack of potatoes, something absurd.
It's nothing, really, I just need someone to watch over my house and shit.
(chuckles, in a mocking accent)
Water the plants, and tend to the linens. Can I count on you?