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int. A table in a house - Afternoon

Tethel - a year ago 3 versions.

daryl

You wanna run away from your troubles?

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Tenor

Aren't you the only one with troubles?

Tethel - a year ago

daryl

Well, I mean, sure, obviously. I got all the fucking troubles in the world. I'm gonna be a goddamn senior in high school for God's sake. If I'm gonna have "troubles" I'm gonna have 'em now. I mea-

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tenor

I got troubles too! Just 'cause I'm starting fresh doesn't mean I'm staring, fresh? Ya know?

Tethel - a year ago

daryl

No, I don't know, you literally just said the same thing twice. But in a different manner.

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tenor

I was like trying to do that thing where people say... you can have the beans, or you could have the beans. Ya know?

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daryl

People don't say, "you can have the beans, or you can have the beans." Where the hell did you come up with that?

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tenor

It's like a... a... a saying! An idiom! You know? Like, "the kettle calling the white tea pot orange."

Tethel - a year ago 3 versions.

daryl

You mean "the pot calling the kettle black?"

Tethel - a year ago

tenor

No... I'm pretty sure it's "the kettle calling the white tea pot purple."

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daryl

What? Did you just change the idiom? The saying go-

Tethel - a year ago 2 versions.

tenor

Whatever! It doesn't matter! What I'm saying is, is that just 'cause I'm starting "a fresh" at college in like, 2 weeks, doesn't mean I don't have anything worry about.

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daryl

So you'd rather take the SAT than... pack up for college?

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tenor

I'm not saying that! It's just that... you can't say your the only with problems just because you're gonna be a senior.

Tethel - a year ago 3 versions.

daryl

... you're right. Sorry. I've just been so... uptight, ya know? I got to worry about summer ending, school starting, teen angst... my hormones, man, they're all over the place! Like, one could be over here, another could be over here. Ya know? I mean, I just wanna do "it" 24/7, ya know? I mean I have to jerk-off 5 times a day just to stay in control. Sometimes I ev-

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tenor

What kind of positions do you do?

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daryl

Oh, you know, the usual. Right hand, left hand, righty tighty, lefty loosey, ya know? The 'ol up the ladder, slide down, up the ladder, slide down. The massage therapist, the Mary, Kate, and Ashley. The slapper. The blow the balloon, then pop. The ocean captain. The slimey Jimey. The "I'm right behind you", "I'm in front of you", the "I'm to the left of you". That's a hard one. You ha-

Tethel - a year ago 2 versions.

tenor

Wow slow down man, calm down. Take a chill pill.

Tethel - a year ago 2 versions.

daryl

Sorry again man, I just wish there was some way that I could stay cool without jerking off, ya know?

Tethel - a year ago

tenor

Lucky, for you, there is. Introducing the chill pill!

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