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StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010. StevenLutsky made 39 other changes.
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Sayidul (WHISPERING to T
I hope Wegmans has enough pudding.
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
Yes, Sayidul, pudding. Tapioca pudding. Prepare infidels, for Siraaj el Siratum Mustaqeem intends to put the rad back into radicals. You have forty-eight hours.
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
For instance, and I am just freeballing off the top of my head, but think puppies and cream soda. A tidal wave of puppies and cream soda symbolizing the western pleasure-seeker's grasp on pop culture. But wait, there's more! You following me camera guy? A flashmob of Michael Jackson "Thriller" fans with anthrax tape to their chests. Sushi restaurants with actual Sake Bombs. Putting two keys on two ferries, each one wired to blow up the other if a passenger has the guts to turn the key.
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
Yes, good laughs are had every time I tell this joke, but what I am saying is not a joke! Now, as you and I both know, Americans, explosions are messy and uncreative. Your little brother can go outside with a match, a drum and some gasoline and create an explosion. Boring! Siraaj is an artist, a beautiful mind on par with Brakhage and Cassavetes. So my attacks will make you wimper...in artistry!
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
Yes, Sayidul, pudding. Tapioca pudding. Prepare
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Sayidul
Pudding?
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
I mean I use Pert Plus. It's very good. But alas! Americans, what I intend to do is bring class and sophistication back to the art of terroristry. Remember the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand? That was some high quality terrorist material, believe you me. Well plotted, focused and cerebral. It started a World War for Allah's sake! But it lacked something...what did it lack Sayidul?
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Sayidul
Good boss! Very George Clooney-esque.
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
SiraaJ (WHISPERING TO TE
Wait, didn't they already do that in the Dark Knight?
StevenLutsky added an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
The Terrorists behind the camera look at him, his hair beneath a turban.
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
SiraaJ (looking at the t
Shut up fools! This one will have more angelic carolers.
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
SiraaJ (WHISPERING TO TE
Wait, didn't they already do that in the Dark Knight?
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
SiraaJ (looking at the t
Shut up fools! This one will have more
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Sayidul (WHISPERING to T
Wait, didn't they already do that in the Dark Knight?
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Terrorist #2
Yo dog! You a woman!
StevenLutsky added an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
SAYIDUL whispers to Terrorist #2
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
For instance, and I am just freeballing off the top of my head, but think puppies and cream soda. A tidal wave of puppies and cream soda symbolizing the western pleasure-seeker's grasp on pop culture. But wait, there's more! You following me camera guy? A flashmob of Michael Jackson "Thriller" fans with anthrax tape to their chests. Sushi restaurants with actual Sake Bombs. Putting two keys on two ferries, each one wired to blow up the other if a passenger has the guys to turn the key.
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
SiraaJ (looking at the t
Idiots! If you touch that record button, I swear I will throw a Torah at your head! My timecode is precious! Keep recording...
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
For instance, and I am just freeballing off the top of my head, but think puppies and cream soda. A tidal wave of puppies and cream soda symbolizing the western pleasure-seeker's grasp on pop culture.
StevenLutsky added an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
The two terrorists behind the camera let out a wide smile.
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
Yes, good laughs are had every time I tell this joke, but what I am saying is not a joke! Now, as you and I both know, Americans, explosions are messy and uncreative. Your little brother can go outside with a match, a drum and some gasoline and create an explosion. I say poo-poo to that! Siraaj is an artist, a beautiful mind on par with Brakhage and Cassavetes. So my attacks will make you wimper...in artistry!
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Terrorist #2
Oh, yo dog! You a woman!
StevenLutsky added an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Bawdy laughs are heard all around.
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
Excuse me Americans, now as I was saying, under my rule things will become like a David Fincher set. Rehearsals will be arranged and auditions for proper martyrs will be done. Yes, you heard it hear first Americans, auditions! Like an American Idol for Allah! I will be Simon Cowell and Sayidul back there will be Paula Abdul.
StevenLutsky added a transition in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
SiraaJ (looking at the t
Idiots! If you touch that record button, I swear I will through a Torah at your head! My timecode is precious! Keep recording...
StevenLutsky added an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
The two terrorists in the background are rapidly pointing at the cue card whispering "stick to the script"
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
These insolent morons offend me with the stench of a hundred bare-faced women! But all this will change when Siraaj rules the roost. The days of lighting your...your...dingledangle and failing to kill one infidel are over I say!
StevenLutsky edited an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
The terrorists behind the camera, one holding a cue card, give each other suspicious glances.
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
These insolent morons offend me with the stench of a hundred bare-faced women! But all this will change when Siraaj rules the roost. The days of
StevenLutsky edited an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
The terrorists behind the camera give each other suspicious glances.
StevenLutsky added an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
The terrorists behind the camera give each other suspicious glance
StevenLutsky edited dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
O American people, you have seen what the members of Al-Qaeda could manufacture with little resources, a car trunk and $1.83. I know what you are thinking...amateur hour!
StevenLutsky inserted an action in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
The "camera" begins rolling on a faux-terrorist message tape in dimly lit basement. A large gaudy tapestry is hung in the background. A MUSLIM man sits on the ground with a Nerf gun in hand.
StevenLutsky added dialogue in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
Siraaj
O American people, you have seen what the members of Al-Qaeda could manufacture with little resources, a car trunk and $1.83. I know what you are thinking...
StevenLutsky added a slugline in "This is your first scene." on 10/26/2010 [view]
INT. INT. Basement - Day
StevenLutsky deleted the scene "INT. Basement - DAY" on 10/26/2010
StevenLutsky added a new scene titled "INT. Basement - DAY" on 10/26/2010
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