Project Type: Feature Film (Two hours)
This project's owner does not want any help.
But, none of these even come close. Picture this -- You're the main character in a love story... Okay, maybe you're like third to last least important character in the love story... whatever, that's not the fucking point. You're at that time and place where you just know you're about to go all out and win the girl. The two of you are gonna fall madly in love and shit. Hello to happy ever after. Or so you think . . . Instead, the shit stick author kills you... but, the ringer is that he doesn't write you out of the story. No, he's gotta be a real dick and leave you right smack in the goddamned middle of it... as the dead guy that's in love with a girl that barely knew him. You heard right... I'm dead.
Grey repeats the air jerk motion and puts his hand in Ben's face. Ben swats Grey's hand down multiple times.
Al talks with a very typical stoned out of his mind tempo.
Are you guys talking about that girl you're shacking up with? Dude, you're totally creeping.
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