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This project's owner invites everyone to work on this project! Collaboration-ville or bust!
Easy? Nothing we do is easy! You think it's easy to sell someone named "Cindy Rella" or "Frost Beige" to a soccer mom with a party of 45 screaming girls just because you're worried about being sued? Or pretending that "Elsa The Sea Hag" is nothing like Ursula the Sea Witch or Elsa from Frozen? It's not easy. It's next to impossible. THEY have spies everywhere looking...watching...listening for those opening chords of "Let It Go" or "When Will My Life Begin". There is no way to do Princess Parties without going completely underground. Without hiding who you are and what you believe. You have to live a lie to do Princess Parties, so put on this tie and like it.
Ok, Ok. Ok. Do you want me to do it, or do you want to give it a try?
Hello? Yes, you've reached the right number... Oh, yes. Did you want to give it a try?...Sure, we do that. How many were you expecting at your party? Oh really? Wow! That's a lot! OK...yes, no problem, we can accommodate that. What were you thinking?...well...most customers know what they want...Girls? Guys? Any preference?...Oh sure, we can handle that. It's always easier to get girls. Do you know how many you'd want? Which kind? OK, no problem! Just give me your email address and I'll send you the waiver to sign...no...it's just for liability purposes...and then, once you send that back, I'll email you a confirmation for your date. You said Saturday, July 18th, right?
Hey, what's up?