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Miller and Micky kill time Last edited by 4RichardFranklin, two years ago. 0 comments. More scene info.

Ext- Outdoor mall- Midday

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

It's an over cast day, a breezy day at the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder Colorado. Two twenty-something year-old men are walking down the street. They are both wearing black suits; one has a blue tie and the other has a red one. The outside mall is only slightly busy as they walk. The two men are Sean and his best friend Micky.

LuCo - two years ago 5 versions.

Micky

Alright so listens to this. So my Grandpa was in like the MMerchant marines in the 1950's or so back in Italy.

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

No shit>

Micky

Yeah. So he would like sail the world selling his stuff to people. He would be begon for like two years at a time some times

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

Two years!?!

Micky

hell yeah. So as he was travling the world life was bissnes as usal at home. I herd one time he came home from a rely long time at sea and this guy in suit and a berficase coming out the door. My grampa when" who the hell are you" And the guy whent" I'm your son"

Sean

So your Grandpa didn't recognized his own son

Micky

Well he was gone for years at a time. So i guess he did not relay get the chance to know his kids

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

Dude thats messed up

Micky

If you think that is wired your gonna love this. So when I went back east to spend time with my family this thanksgiving. My grandpa told me " You know Maximo those girls out west are the realy fantistic I mean they realy know

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

Wiat Your name is Maximo

Micky

And I Fucking Hate it. Sounds like the type of name you give A race horse that is jacked up on steroids. But let me finshis. So my grandpa is like" Those girls back west relay know how to show a man a good time. Like They got some of the most beautiful Girls out there. I almost came to spending a whole years salary In one weekend in Sand deago". And The thing is He is telling me this in Italian that my mom is translating all this with my grandma in the room..

Miller

Oh Shit.So Did your grandma blow a gasstet when your grandpa telling you that he was sleeping with prostitutes all around the world.

Michy

Not at all. she totaly fuckin knew and she was ok with it. She said " Oh Men at sea have their needs"

Both break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Micky

And my Grandpa with out skipping a beat said" And moms at home need a bone". So turns out that while my grandpa was banging everone around the world my grandma was doing the same thing back home. I bet Some of my Uncle and ants arnt even his. I mean she was banging everyone. The mail man, the milk man, The baker, the Neighbors. I mean every guy in town.

Sean

How long have they been married

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Micky

Like forty years man. I have never seen a couple more in love with eachother. Funny how that is. I guess the Heart dose grow fonder with space. So that was my thanks giving. How was yours?

Sean

My Sucked. All my family is back east too. And I Didn't realy feel like heading back. So I went up to the mountains to try and get some skiing in, but the whole place got snowed in and I was stuck in my hotel room the whole trip.

micky

That sucks. So how did you kill time

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

Cabin fever sucked. You are banging your head on the wall going. Pleses for the love of god cand something happen

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Micky

So how did you kill time?

Sean

Well Nothing good was on tv, so I just paid the outrageous WiFi price ,and spend the whole time glued to my laptop. Ever gone down that wierd internet rabbit whole where you end up reading shit like how we fake the moon landings or read list on Buzzfeed like 19 times the 90's proved they were the best decaed

Micky

Oh God yes. I got fuckin hookd on youtube watching pewdiepie

Sean

Well I ended up in this online lesbian Sub reddit, and for shits and giggles I thougt it would be fun to pretend to be a lesbian

Micky

Bitchen

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

In reality been a hetersexual guy pretending to be a lesbian is realy not as fun as you think is.

Micy

No fuckin way? Come on thats like every dudes dream is to be a lesabin.

Sean

Well some dreams are better off being just dreams. Like on this subreddit more than half the people in the where guys pretending to Lesbians too. And all the real lesbians ever talked about are like the boring shit that everyone else talks about like Whats on tv, trem papers, and how much life sucks or they talk about how or weather or not they should just come to there partents or love ones. You would be surprised how many Lesbians are married to dudes. And then you have the the srieght women who think they might be a lesbian cause they find lesbian porn more interesting then the normal porn.

Micky

so

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

So Sex sells. Love sucks

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Micky reaches into is pants pockets and pulls out a joint

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean (CONT'D)

Woah Woah. Since when have you been smoking pot?

Micky light the Joint and takes a deep puff

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Micky

It's Colorado. Everybody is or is thinking about smoking it. Plus it helps with my "knee Pain".

Sean

When do you get Knee pain

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Micky

Last year when I was skiing. Some kid ran into me and both he and I fell on ice

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

ow

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Micky

So you got a problem with a little we

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Sean

Nah not really. It just I am still use to it being so tabbo.

4RichardFranklin - two years ago

Micky

Look man this shit is one hunder percent legail now and look. The hole state hasn't fallen apart. Everything is still the same it just some people are more willing try something new. You see no hassle no worries

4RichardFranklin - two years ago
 
 
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