I'm gonna do it. Nobody's gonna miss me anyways. Mom'll cry until she gets a new boyfriend. Joyce would be too busy with her baby to wallow over it. And--the best part of it--I get to be with dad again. (beat) I'm gonna do it, but--how?
At least I'm not a preppy jock that spends more time laughing with his guy friends and admiring some fat-headed snob you think is "hotter than the surface of the sun" than spending time to actually study. Yeah. Wouldn't YOU rather be "emo"?