Remember when I said I was craving some hot dogs? Yea, well, there was this hot dog stand of this red dog shaped like a hot dog, and there was a buncha fake sweat on it. So I just HAD to go eat a hot dog, because I was hoping that it was one of those stands that give you a toy with each purchase, so I bought one, I don't know why you didn't follow me. So then it turns out that they were REALLY expensive hot dogs--stupid economy--and I didn't have enough money, but I already took a bite--I think I still have the wrapper or something--so I had to find you so I could borrow some cash. But I couldn't find you and I got sorta lost and I feel really bad 'cause I just stole a hot dog from a sad-bored looking hot dog merchant. And, oh, by the way, they didn't give me one of those hot dog toys, even though I saw a bag of them behind the merchant's back. And they were the keychains. Shoot.